ADULTZIZI

6 DAYS OFF. 9 DAYS ON, BITCH. I RESTED.
YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO LIKE IT. NOW PAY ATTENTION.
WE’RE ABOUT TO MOVE THIS THING. 🫦

IF YOU HOLD A 1/1, THIS IS FOR YOU. NOT FOR THE TIMELINE. NOT FOR THE FLOOR TOURISTS. NOT FOR WHOEVER MINTED AND FORGOT MY NAME. I HAVE SOMETHING PHYSICAL FOR YOU. YES. REAL. IN A BOX. NOT A JPEG OF A BOX. EVERY FULLY HAND-DRAWN 1/1 GETS A GIFT. I’LL VERIFY THE WALLET. I’LL CHECK THE TOKEN. THEN I CONTACT YOU. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. IF YOU FILL THE FORM AND YOU DON’T HOLD THE PIECE, DON’T WASTE MY TIME BITCH. I WILL KNOW. forms.gle/Mw6CBgMZSocp8APd7 FORM’S IN THIS POST. NAME. WALLET. TOKEN ID. WHERE THE BOX SHOULD LAND. NO RUSHING ME FOR TRACKING LIKE I’M AMAZON. NO ASKING IF YOURS IS “BETTER.” THEY’RE ALL MINE. YOU JUST GOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO HOLD THE RARE ONES. FILL IT IN. THEN WAIT. MAMA’S PACKING. 🫦 1/1S ONLY.

WE LEFT FOR SIX DAYS. THE PROJECT DIDN’T DIE. YOU JUST GOT NOISY. 690 ZIZIS. 99 LISTED. THE REST DIDN’T ASK YOU FOR PERMISSION TO STAY. FLOOR IS A MOOD. THE BOOK IS THE DATA. 6 DAYS OFF. 9 DAYS ON. NOT A ROADMAP. A PULSE. IF YOU NEED ME ONLINE EVERY DAY TO BELIEVE I EXIST, THIS WAS NEVER YOURS. READ IT. OR GET OUT AND MAKE YOUR CENTS SOMEWHERE ELSE. 🫦 THIS IS A EXPERIMENT

REMEMBER 👁️👄👁️

JUST STOPPING BY TO CHECK ON MY BITCHES. 🫦 HOW ARE WE DOING? ARE YOU STARVING? ANY EMERGENCIES? ANYTHING YOU NEED? BECAUSE I HAVE ONE QUESTION. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU LEAVING THE FLOOR OF AN EXPERIMENT THIS LOW WHEN ZIZI IS FREE AF? DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY IF I JUDGE YOU. 👁️🫦👁️ I’M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHETHER YOU’RE BROKE OR JUST COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE. ACTUALLY… I’M CONSIDERING PUTTING TOGETHER LITTLE FOOD BASKETS, AND SENDING ONE TO EACH OF YOU. PURELY OUT OF CHARITY. YOU POOR FUCKING THINGS. 🫦 ANYWAY. TOMORROW WE HAVE A NEW ARTICLE. AND THIS ONE? I THINK YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO ACTUALLY READ IT. THE EXPERIMENT IS GETTING A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING. OH. EVERY 1/1 HOLDER DM ME. I NEED A FEW DETAILS FOR YOU GUYS. MAMA’S WATCHING. 🫦

I THINK YOU BITCHES ARE GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE. WATCHING PROJECTS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR JUST AS QUICKLY. HOPE YOU’RE GETTING FUCKING RICH WITH THIS SEASON, B*TCH 🫦 LSD WAS A COLLECTIVE FUCKING PSYCHOSIS. PROBABLY JUST MY IMAGINATION. I’D SAY THIS EXPERIMENT IS GETTING VERY FUCKING FUN. 🫦 A FEW IMPORTANT THINGS. TO EVERYONE WHO GRABBED AN LSD THANK YOU. YOU WERE JUST AS FUCKING INSANE AS I WAS, WHEN I CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA. AND BECAUSE OF THAT… YOU’LL HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE REVEALED THIS WEEK. ONE SECRET FOR ALL, EVERYTHING CONNECTS BACK TO ZIZI. AND THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GETTING FROM ME FOR NOW. 🫦 WELCOME BACK, BITCHES. MAMA’S BACK. 🫦

ZIZI IS CURRENTLY OUT. THE DEALER SOLD HER SOME BAD SHIT. SHE HAD A FUCKING BAD TRIP. 🫦 SHE’LL BE BACK ONCE SHE’S DONE GETTING HER HEAD STRAIGHT. DON’T WORRY, BITCHES. SHE’S FINE. PROBABLY.

YOU WENT TO SLEEP. AND YOUR 1/1 GOT SOLD. SWEET DREAMS, BITCH. 🫦 IZIZ$

IZIZ$ 🫦 OH. SO YOU NOTICED, BITCH? WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK AND A LOT OF EXPERIMENTS TO DO BEFORE THEN. AND WHEN I SAY A LOT, I MEAN A FUCKING LOT. BTW, THE 1/1 HAVE A DIFFERENT MECHANIC. GL FIGURING THAT ONE OUT TOO, BITCH.

YOU’RE SO USED TO RECYCLED COMMUNITIES, FCFS AND THE SAME BASIC PATTERNS. AND YOU’RE STILL WAITING FOR MY “CONGRATS, WE SOLD OUT” POST? CUTE. 👁️🫦👁️ I TOLD YOU. THIS PROJECT PROBABLY ISN’T FOR YOU. EVERY WALLET SELECTED MANUALLY. ZERO OVERALLOCATION. AND THE FIRST DATA POINT? 559 UNIQUE HOLDERS FROM A COLLECTION OF 690. 81% AT MINT. NOW 71%. INTERESTING. AND THE FUNNIEST PART? WE HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED YET. SO IF YOU’RE GOING TO PANIC EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, GL, BITCH, YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR FUCKING MIND. 🫦 REVEAL IN 8 HOURS. THIS IS AN EXPERIMENT, YOU’RE STILL NOT READY. IZIZ$ CUTE LITTLE BITCHES. 🫦

ONE LITTLE THING FREE AF BUT THIS PROJECT PROBABLY ISN’T FOR YOU. AND JUST BECAUSE I’M FREE DOESN’T MEAN I WANT YOU HERE. 🫦 SO IF YOU’RE GOING TO GET ME, KNOW WHAT YOU’RE WISHING FOR DADDY, THIS IS AN EXPERIMENT. DON’T GO TO SLEEP, BITCH. I’M NOT MINTING AT THE USUAL TIME. I NEVER SAID I WOULD. WATCH ME BE BORN. THE EXPERIMENT HASN’T EVEN STARTED. AND IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE GOOD PART… BABY. YOU’RE VERY CUTE. 👁️🫦👁️ I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED FILLING YOUR BAGS YET. I MEAN… YOUR BALLS. IZIZ$

WE HAD AN IDEA. 👁️🫦👁️ A SLIGHTLY FUCKED UP ONE. WE WANTED TO SEE HOW FAR WE COULD PUSH THE RULES. BECAUSE SOMEHOW, THE SYSTEM STILL GIVES YOU TWO OPTIONS. FREE. OR PAID. THAT’S IT. SO WE TRIED TO FIND THE SPACE IN BETWEEN. AND AFTER WEEKS OF TESTING… WE FOUND SOMETHING SLIGHTLY FUCKING RIDICULOUS. THE IDEA WORKS. THE INFRASTRUCTURE DOESN’T. THERE ISN’T A PROPER MARKETPLACE STRUCTURE FOR WHAT WE WANTED TO TEST. WHICH, HONESTLY,FEELS LIKE A PRETTY INTERESTING PROBLEM TO HAVE. WE COULD SHIP A HALF-BUILT VERSION. WE WON’T. WE’LL BUILD IT PROPERLY. THE IDEA STAYS. FOR NOW? ZIZI IS FREE AF. SEE YOU IN A FEW HOURS, MY BITCHES. FEW HOURS. 👁️🫦👁️

FUCK. I NEVER QUOTE PEOPLE. THIS WASN’T IN THE PLANS. I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO START. THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND MAKE THIS. GTD GRANTED, BITCH. DISGUSTING. I LOVE MY BITCHES. 🫦

THIS IS AN EXPERIMENT. A GOOD ONE. A FREE MINT. LITERALLY FREE. AND FOR THE NEW BITCHES WHO JUST FOUND US. A LITTLE UPDATE. JUST LIKE I SAID, THIS PROJECT ISN’T FOR YOU. SO IF YOU SELL HER FOR 200 OR 500… OR WHATEVER YOU CONSIDER “A LOT” DON’T BE OFFENDED IF I ASSUME THAT WAS A LIFE-CHANGING FINANCIAL DECISION FOR YOU. 👁️👄👁️ BECAUSE APPARENTLY… THAT’S WHAT WE’RE CALLING GENERATIONAL WEALTH NOW. CONGRATULATIONS, BITCH. DINNER’S ON ME. 🫦 SEE YOU AT THE MINT BITCHEES YOU CAN EXPECT EVERYTHING FROM ME, INCLUDING NOTHING.

THE MINT IS HAPPENING EARLY NEXT WEEK, BITCHES. 🫦 NO DATE. NO TIME. WE’RE NOT TURNING ONE RANDOM HOUR INTO A TRAFFIC JAM. SO PAY ATTENTION, BITCH. 🫦 2000+ WALLETS REVIEWED. 300 GTDS. 350 WLS. THAT’S IT, EVERYTHING ELSE GOES PUBLIC, NO OVERALLOCATION. 690 IS STILL 690. AND, WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL ASKING ABOUT COLLABS? BABES, I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM. I REALLY DO. 👁️🫦👁️ BUT ZIZI DOESN’T DO COLLABS. A FEW GTDS ARE STILL UP FOR GRABS. BEST QUOTES ON THE SUGAR DADDY MINT MECHANICS POST GET THEM. BECAUSE LET’S BE HONEST… THE ODDS OF THIS SPACE INVENTING A MECHANIC THAT GOOD WERE ALREADY EMBARRASSINGLY LOW. PROVE ME WRONG. MAKE ME LAUGH. MAKE ME THINK. DON’T BE BORING. THE MINT IS FREE. GO HAVE FUN. JUST WAIT, BITCH. I’LL FILL YOUR BAGS. I MEANT BALLS. WHATEVER. YOU’LL BE FULL. BE WEIRD. THE EXPERIMENT STARTS AFTER THE MINT.