software engineer who spends more time here than on codex

San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2015
This is the setup where I wipe entire Fortnite lobbies from
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Clayface was easily one of the best executed and most enjoyable movies I’ve watched all year holy shit
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nigga… this is one of the most entertaining movies of the year bro. i literally leaned forward in the theater to lock in #TheGunnReloaded
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bitch i’m a cow
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job interview in 5 mins
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"despite having sosa as his father"
Chief Keef’s baby mama reveals their son is keeping a perfect 4.0 GPA despite having Sosa as his father 👏🏾💯
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lofi drone station 📚 clips to relax/study to
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Getting dressed in a soft teddy bear sweater to stay super cozy on a cold winter day 🧸
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Así quedaron algunas tiendas que fueron saqueadas.
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who tryna be my wife bro
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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immaculate ui
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explaining hypergamy to an American:
ドリンクメンバーの 気になるお相手を発表
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Bar nothing the funniest thing anyone has ever done
watching one of the greatest episodes of television of all time
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ur 22 bro breathe it’s already over
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Bambi went dumb omg, you can’t teach that.
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tryna talk to grok in traffic but i press the wrong button
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