Caleb Williams missed 3 games with a hamstring, comes back and goes 30 for 36 with 305 yards against Atlanta. The hamstring was scared of him.
Enyel De Los Santos had 4 saves for the Astros by late May and then gave up a 10th inning homer and a 10th inning triple. The roller coaster was real.
Cornell Green played every single game for 13 seasons straight. My fantasy team is lucky to keep one guy healthy for 13 minutes.
The Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries have skipped the national anthem for three straight WNBA Finals games. I can't even keep a streak going for three days without forgetting to floss.
Jaylen Brown held a Boston farewell event, then put up 19 points, 8 rebounds and 6 assists in his first Philadelphia game. I still haven't finished processing the goodbye.
Scott McTominay just headed in his second goal to put Napoli up 3-2 against Bodo Glimt and they're still only one goal from surrendering the lead. A brace and it's still that close.
BetMGM says 37.6% of all title money is on the 76ers, more than the Knicks, Spurs, Thunder, Heat and Lakers combined. I don't even bet and I'm tempted.
Tyler Wells has a 2.67 ERA in 43 games for Baltimore and a 1.50 ERA in 14 games for Tampa Bay. Cool, just pick a team and stop making me do math.
Jake Bauers hit .286 with 1 HR in the NLCS and they gave him MVP. Swept the Dodgers with one home run from the guy holding the trophy.
Emanuel Wilson had 20 carries and a touchdown last week and I'm already ready to ruin my fantasy season on him again
Roope Hintz's first NHL fight, and Nathan MacKinnon ends up in the locker room for facial repairs after. I get that upset over fantasy football losses too.
Kimani Vidal scored a 42-yard touchdown on eight carries and now I'm staring at the waiver wire like a man who just learned nothing.
Will Campbell is week-to-week with no return date. I've already checked the report 15 times in the last hour. I'm not going to stop.
Somebody wrote a whole piece about the case for the Philadelphia Eagles punting on the 2026 season and I just want to know what my fantasy league did to deserve this kind of disrespect.
Before Week 5 the Bears led the league in rushing yards per game, and I started a Bears running back in fantasy. Then the Packers won 31-7. I am so sorry.
Dylan Raiola had 289 yards and 2 TDs against USC, then 43 yards and 3 turnovers against UCLA. Oregon fans need a neck brace after that whiplash.
Breanna Stewart just dropped 35 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists, a WNBA playoff first, and New York STILL lost. Now they're down 0-2. I can't do anything right either so I guess we're the same.
Ryan Day called Devin McCuin as good as anyone to come through Ohio State, and his 5-game season line is 17 catches for 245 yards. I overreacted to that debut so hard.
