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I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂
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é com esse tipo de gente que a gente tem que ter empatia e tentar dialogar? pois o diálogo com esses direitistas é com um porrete bem pesado na mão
Irritada com a vitória de Lula, uma mulher rasgou pedidos de exames de pacientes, em Goianésia, no Pará. “Exame de petista… a minha vida continua… agora, de quem está precisando…”
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eu explicando pro fernando haddad que o único jeito de restaurar a democracia eh a gente foder a noite inteira
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SCOOP: Nadia Beller, the Bolivian whistleblower who survived an assassination attempt ordered by Trump associate and political operative Fernando Cerimedo, tells me authorities are seeking to arrest her as soon as Friday. According to sources within the Bolivian government and police, the case will argue that her (brave) testimony against Cerimedo’s crimes—which range from U.S. backed election interference to drug trafficking—is evidence she had prior knowledge and failed to report. Beller, a lawyer herself, cites multiple legal grounds for immunity and says this is an obvious attempt to silence her for exposing a corruption network spanning from Washington DC to Bolivia, Brazil, Argentina, and beyond. Beller’s whistleblowing prompted investigations in Argentina and Chile, including a congressional commission probing Cerimedo. The Bolivian attorney general who arrested and charged Cerimedo with femicide for the attack on Beller was sanctioned by the U.S. and later detained by Bolivian authorities. Beller says she fears for her life and the life of her unborn child, which Cerimedo allegedly fathered. She is calling on the international community to support her in the face of political lawfare, attempted femicide, and state repression. Please share far and wide.
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10 years ago, @FlavioBolsonaro ran for mayor of Rio de Janeiro. In the debate, he passed out & shit his pants (yes, really). One of the candidates was a doctor & tried to help. His dad, Jair, yelled "communist, get your hands off my son!" & "01, did you turn yellow? Do pushups!"
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LINDO ISSO
ILS SONT EN PANIQUE MDRRRRR
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The term "lumpenbourgeois" was originally coined to describe the South American bourgeoise. Unlike most local bourgeoise classes, South America's lumpenbourgeoise has no national consciousness, and sees their own states as inauthentic communities which can be sold w/o remorse.
Excellent primer on the historical rise of "Imperial Miami"
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masc elizabeth holmes aesthetic
masc elizabeth holmes aesthetic
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os looks perfeitos
As grandes mulheres chefes de estado como Dilma, Angela Merkel, Claudinha, Theresa May, Bachelet. Todas com cabelo curtinho e looks mais discretos. Enquanto isso, a Cris com cabelão impecável e looks bem femininos e até sensuais. MITA ICÔNICA.
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orando pra que Deus TOQUE no coração de algum adolescente floridiano batutinha usuário de lamotrigina e vitima de grooming da O9A 😈👀
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first good hebrew tweet
באתי להצביע אבל לא היה חמאס בנייר הבחירות, מה קרה?
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"Bukele governando 7 anos: Ditador Lula governando 20 anos: Democrata"
Bukele gobernando 7 años: Dictador Lula gobernando 20 años: Demócrata
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essa questão de políticos levantando qualquer tipo de merda contra as urnas vai ser resolvido com cassação de mandato, inelegibilidade por 8 anos e anulação dos votos pra nenhum suplente assumir. se for senador, perde o mandato e o terceiro assume. pronto, resolvido
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South Americans be like a toucan woke me up this morning. I HATE YOU!!!
Bom dia. Um tucano me acordou hoje batendo na minha janela.
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This story is far, FAR crazier than people outside of Brazil know. We as a nation shouldn’t be harboring the Bolsonaros.
Replying to @TonyForLP
Hey America, look up Flávio and Rodrigo Bacellar, Flávio and Daniel Vorcaro, Flávio and Willer Tomaz!!!
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A pessoa mais tímida de inteligência que vc conhece se acha muito sagaz ao falar em "político de estimação" pra se referir à preferência dos outros por um operário social democratada moderado versus um trambiqueiro miliciano anazistado
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