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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined July 2009
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What is the meaning of life? Every living thing, from the simplest single-cell microbe to the most complex organism have these in common: they nourish themselves and replicate. In human terms, it means to EAT and to FUCK.
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Zero bidders at the auction for our $1.85 million Queensland investment property today. Honestly, what's wrong with young people? No grit, no commitment and no willingness to make sacrifices to build a life. We bought our first place with 17% interest rates and hard work. Apparently a tidy family home in a desirable area is "overpriced" now. Entitled generation.
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Selesai ijab kabul petang 14 November 2026 alhamdulillah – at Samford Village, Queensland
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Her face when she saw the credit card transaction for "Playstation" – at Samford Village, Queensland
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Dengki ke – at Samford Village, Queensland
Living in Australia 🤡. Duduk sana jangan menyibuk hal dalam Malaysia. Merentan dok malays malays. Terpaling liberal.
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Didn't your halal authority import kangaroo meat at some point and masked it as beef – at Samford Village, Queensland
Replying to @rickylaw
Sakit hati ke? Melayu islam memang ambil berat dalam pemakanan sebab penting untuk kesihatan... bukan ada macam satu negara tu semua binatang makan pastu tiba2 jadi punca virus covid 😂😂😂
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Wow you're the classiest Malay person I've met on here
Replying to @afifster
In todays episode how chinese show their stupid ass brain with show the foreigner the China culture rather than local culture. Well done dog👎🏻
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In today's episode of how Malay people get triggered:
Macam mana boleh jadi certified local bawa pergi tempat cina lepak ja.
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there is smoke coming from my gpu, a new ceo has been chosen
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"Japanese people have never carried out terrorism overseas," Chotto matte cunt,,, – at Samford Village, Queensland
Replying to @IssekiNagae
日本人は海外でテロしたことないけどイスラムは何十万人殺してる。 脅威はどっち? ちなみにたった数人殺したオウム真理教はいい人もいたのに解体されました。主犯といい人もいたのに。お前的にこれもは差別になるんだろうから異常だよ笑
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1972年に日本赤軍がイスラエルのロッド(現ベン・グリオン)空港乱射事件を起こし、26人が死亡、80人が負傷しています。 また、オウム真理教による被害は、1995年の地下鉄サリン事件だけでも13人が死亡し約6,000人が負傷したほか、教団の一連の事件で多数の死傷者が出ています。 jpost.com/israel-news/ar… nippon.com/en/articles/-/…
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Water is wet? New economic policy right? This is what the bhumi putra want, right? – at Samford Village, Queensland
A study by Iman Research found that racial inequality has prompted many Chinese Malaysian youths to rely on family support and personal efforts rather than public institutions to secure opportunities. The report, based on interviews with 116 respondents, identified unequal university access and the 90% bumiputera quota for matriculation programmes as key concerns. 📷: Bernama 🧵1
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They have a "research division" 😂😂😂 There's your tax money hard at work, Malaysians – at Wonga Park - South, Victoria
JAKIM is investigating The Weeknd's concerts in Kuala Lumpur following claims that the performances contained elements that could normalise practices contrary to Islamic beliefs. The department's research division is now working with PUSPAL to verify the allegations. 🧵1
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The Malaysian global political lens is very narrow. They will cheer for the ones seen as Palestine's friend. That is it - very black and white and simplified. – at Samford Village, Queensland
Hmmm tak boleh samakan parti BN dgn Republikan macam tu je. Banyak je sebab lain rakyat malaysia happy kenapa El-Sayed menang. Satu sebab dia Muslim, satu sebab dia against Zionist AIPAC backed candidate. Tak adil samakan macam tu semua orang berhak. Jangan sempitkan idea politik
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Australians right now
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The Malaysian global political lens is very narrow. They will cheer for the ones seen as Palestine's friend. That is it - very black and white and simplified. – at Brisbane, Queensland
Malaysian cheering for democrats as if they aren’t republicans themselves. Holy irony.
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they’re calling it a bluekkake
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Afif retweeted
we literally got blue texas before gta 6
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TX will have a democrat governor? What? – at Samford Village, Queensland
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Texas is basically Australia now – at Samford Village, Queensland
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Guess this is in every teams' safety fucking moment this week 😮‍💨 – at Wonga Park - South, Victoria
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