Scraptrap

I just sent Netflix a hateful email.

I’m evil!

Fazbear Entertainment has gone downhill since I was in charge. Outside of the acquisition and rebranding, implementing Balloon Boy as a mainstay character was the worst decision that could have been made for this brand.

It just occurred to me how many pointless animatronics are here at Frickbear’s. I say we cut out every single bear and replace then all with yellow rabbits.

Oh, right. I almost forgot why I never bothered to fix her…

Acid? You simpleminded girl. Everyone knows that a perfect mixture of 62% bleach and 38% dairy-free milk is the best solution to fill a ball pit with. It not only burns and stings, but also has victims develop a permanent rash.

Say that to my face.

At least I have an actual face, Michael. You were always jealous of my good looks, so it makes sense you'd attempt to publicly humiliate ne.

I am on a quest to break Balloon Boy’s kneecaps.

This was my first thought when that blabbermouth showed up at MY pizzeria.

An Afton-built flashbang.

Interact with my Afton tweet. I am now here to flush out Frickbear's parody twitter. Enjoy me at my absolute peak.