I think too much, I tweet not enough and I edit just the right amount for @nytimes

Joined October 2010
If only us Jews would have spent the day parsing every syllable of a Torah or Talmud passage, rather than every syllable of a mayor's Twitter post. That might have left everyone -- Jews and Goys alike -- feeling a little more fulfilled today.
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This post was engineered to perfection to ignite my outrage machine. Lucky for me, I can't even find the machine -- not while the skies are orange and blue.
Has Carmelo Anthony’s legacy officially been erased? 😢 🔸Nikola Jokić took his Denver number 🔸LaMelo Ball took his nickname 🔸Kevin Durant took his Olympics record 🔸James Harden took his NBA top 10 scoring spot 🔸Jalen Brunson has taken New York
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One of the most incredible changes that comes with parenthood is the relationship to sitting down at your desk and starting work on Monday morning. It turns from feeling like the funeral to a great weekend, to a long-awaited, blessed moment of zen after days of chaos.
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Fun day to revisit my childhood bedroom
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In my delirious celebration last night, I couldn't help but think of Thibs and his fatal flaw. Im sure this has been said, but the Knicks resilience in the 4th quarter probably has a lot to do with his not resting players. This year, as opponents fatigued, NY looked comfortable
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Call me crazy, but I could see this Knicks game policy being Mamdani's downfall, the same way the Afghanistan withdrawal was, apparently, the beginning of the end for Biden.
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Just thinking aloud… with the narrative forming that Trump is restraining Israel in Lebanon, will he get the same criticism from pro-Israel types that Biden did when he restricted 2,000lb bombs? Yes, Trump has built up goodwill with Israelis, but so had Biden right after Oct. 7
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"There is an old adage about the power game in Washington, that if you stay here for too long, you risk becoming the very thing that you came here to fight against in the first place." Brilliant kicker by @shawnmccreesh nytimes.com/2025/12/10/us/po…
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J Crew must have been sitting on this email for like two decades, waiting with baited breath for this very "moment"
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The latest entry in @nytimes Ideas series is really worth your time -- I found myself most interested in the ways that criticism/fandom contribute to a "stale" culture. nytimes.com/2025/11/21/books…
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Not easy doing Shabbat with your two-year-old when he wont sit down for dinner without the YouTube metal mix he's been demanding ever since I introduced him to Crazy Train in honor of Ozzie's passing 🤘
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Sad for Ozzie, happy for me because it gave me a reason to play "Crazy Train" for my five-year-old... A lot of questions from someone who solely listens to Queen and Elton John!
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The sooner I go to sleep the sooner I wake up to the post-election retail marketing emails
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Any seltzer poll conversation that ignores Vintage, Schweppes, Seagram's and Canada Dry is so irrelevant that it feels farcical. It's like debating whether a bow-and-arrow or a sword is the deadliest weapon. Let's not forget about the big guns! (Grateful that Hal's was excluded)
SELTZER POLL: Topo Chico 37% Polar 33% Bubly: 12% LaCroix: 7% Other: 6% Undecided 5% (MOE +/- 3%)
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