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Alright, below is an exclusive early preview of DSP's prestream tomorrow - as well as for the next week! 👇

This is a look at the August 2026 number while looking at how it compares with July 2026 but also August 2025. Special thanks to the amazing @Tripp_AAA for the card purchases information for the month. Please keep in mind these are the numbers after estimated fees but before taxes are applied which might be around ~25% for Federal, Self-Employment (Social Security and Medicare), and Washington B&O. The payout may vary depending on how the money is sent to DSP, such as through Tips (Instant), Kick (Weekly on Thursdays), and Youtube (21st of the following month). This also doesn't include card purchases off stream which appear to be happening or any possible express shipping fees which could be happening too. This might make you wonder, what is missing in these numbers? Glad you asked! Youtube Ad Revenue, Patreon Monthly Payment (~$100), and Auto-Renewing Youtube Memberships are an unknown and would need to be estimated. I would imagine those numbers are flat or lower year over year and month over month. So, what can we tell here? The cards are not saving DSP's business. The cards are a detriment as these are a gimmick that require constant replenishment, forcing DSP to tap the Snort Fort's coffers for both on and off stream openings. When looking at July 2026, he's only doing slightly better month over month. However, what I think is more shocking is August 2025 where he's basically running flat despite getting a dump of cash into him in August 2026. This is because of the card gimmick but also due to all the money dumped into him through Youtube. The only thing I would say, I think we are looking at less whales and more wasteful spending on bullshit with cards. What a successful chad who has a bunch of cards that are ungraded and unsold, effectively making their value $0. Let's be real, that's not winning, DSP. It's pretty pathetic but that's why people laugh. 😂