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Always be kind even when it’s hard. 🇸🇴🌙 Barca, films, leftist. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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#nw You Can See Everything
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wearing a team jersey while watching the game on my laptop at home alone
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Convinced my coworker to watch backrooms and now she thinks I’m a weirdo
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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This text is nearly identical to a tweet first posted by @plume__ on January 30, 2023. x.com/plume__/status…
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Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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We need to throw Sam Altman into a volcano
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checking my replies after giving any type of criticism to a marvel movie
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guess what
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nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.
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Didn’t know tea had caffeine in it I thought I was above u coffee niggas
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ik it's pretty basic but probably smth like this?
Replying to @shadowknightdk
Genuinely how else are you supposed to shoot a scene of 20 different important characters in one room. Like be for real
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how it feels to let 11 random millionaires halfway across the world dictate ur mood on a Sunday night
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football is a scam created by the bourgeois to distract the working class from revolution what we need to do is read some theory
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u could be in the most depressive state of ur life just days away from suicide and here comes fc barcelona giving u a reason to do it
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Watching Barca lose and now I have to do all the homework I delayed
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When there’s a race war on twitter but it doesn’t involve your race this time
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Jordan Peele reveals his next film releases on October 23, 2026.
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Logged back in just to laugh at you @h3h3productions enjoy your two-parent solution nigga
You can tell Ethan Klein genuinely thinks he deserves to live
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DO NOT try to trim your own hair
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