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writer and lover of a good fuckass hat

New York, USA
Joined December 2023
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i think i may be the only man in the world excited for whenever king princess releases another album
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we got jeff hiller before gta 6
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America’s next Jeff Hiller
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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we’re changing the national anthem to this
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I know they’re moving like this at the Park Slope Food Co-op today
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this is the national anthem now
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i want to move to brighton and i want to live with my boyfriend and i want to adopt an italian greyhound with him
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for your grammy consideration <3
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Rumor has it
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Someone said she’s Nina wests wario and now I can’t unsee it LMFAAAOOOO
She was the first queen to ever be kind and congenial
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this edible ain't sh-
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Austin Abrams I need you inside of me
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me applying to harvard with a 3.5 gpa and mild extracurriculars
Tiffany Day’s submissions for the 2027 #GRAMMYs: • Best New Artist • HALO — Best Dance/Electronic Album • START OVER — Best Dance/Electronic Recording
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Stephanie Hsu should’ve won the Oscar
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The fact that my exes only ever text me to tell me they finished a book I recommended and loved it
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It's been a long decade.
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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the timeline rn
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I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES
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Im assembling a team
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i believe in f5ve supremacy
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