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कॉक्रोच और मकौड़ों की लड़ाई देखने में मजा आने वाला है 🥳
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Happy Dhanteras Guys 💰🤑
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The confidence is louder than the shirt. 😭😭😭😭
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#धनतेरस पर बहुत खर्चा हो गया 🥲
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सभी हिंदुओं को धनतेरस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ।
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Ramayana releases tomorrow. Me right now:
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Me, a software engineer working from home, helping out with Diwali cleaning.
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Hey @grok, remove the fake gods from this picture !!!
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सीएम सम्राट चौधरी जी की 30 दिन डेडलाइन पॉलिसी, अगर 30 दिन तो सरकारी कार्यवाही पूरी होने में विलंब हुआ तो सरकारी कर्मचारियों की जवाबदेही होगी, ये मॉडल अन्य राज्यों को भी फॉलो करना चाहिए जिससे आम जनता एवं व्यापारियों को राहत होगी 🙏
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😭😭😭😭😭
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Imagine being taken from your land, losing your name, and knowing you could never go back. The one thing you hold on to is the Ramayana. Between 1834 and 1917, more than a million Indians were taken across the kala pani by the British as indentured labourers. Many died during the journey. Those who reached the other side were forced to work in the sugarcane fields, often beaten and jailed when they resisted. There was no home left behind them, and no way to return. What they did have was the Ramcharitmanas. Night after night, they sang it. Rama’s exile lasted fourteen years. Theirs stretched across generations. Still, they carried him with them. Today, Diwali is a public holiday in Fiji, Trinidad, Guyana, Suriname, and Mauritius, the countries their labour helped build. In Fiji, people still gather every week in Ramayan mandalis to sing the Ramcharitmanas. In Trinidad, the lights stay on for nine nights at Divali Nagar. In Guyana, the streets fill with Diwali motorcades. Their grandchildren still greet one another with “Sita Ram.” They know the worth of a story that travelled with them across the ocean, even as many back home are being taught to set it aside.🫶🏻
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namit bhardawaj and entire ramayana team had seen adipurush and noted down things that they don't have to do while making a film on a classic epic which is loved by millions and millions people
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Her : we need to talk ..come home fast Me :
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Gojo Satoru is the proof that you can be the strongest and still never lose your playful side ❤️
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POV: When you haven't recieved Diwali Bonus.
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🚨🔥 BITCOIN IS BLEEDING! BTC CRASHES TOWARD $76,000! IS $50,000 NEXT? 📉💀 BOSS, I BELIEVE THE WORST MAY NOT BE OVER YET! 🤯 Bitcoin has fallen roughly 5.5% in 24 hours, and the warning signs are getting harder to ignore! 📉 BTC: Around $76,000 💸 $1 BILLION+ in crypto liquidations 🏦 $643 MILLION in reported single-day Bitcoin ETF outflows 🔥 Wall Street tech stocks under pressure ⚠️ Binance’s $6.3 BILLION security breach shaking confidence HERE IS MY PERSONAL ANALYSIS! 👇 I BELIEVE WE COULD SEE BITCOIN TRADING AROUND $50,000 AGAIN! 🚨 And here’s why! The repeated failure to sustain recoveries, weakening institutional demand, leveraged liquidations and broader risk-off sentiment suggest that selling pressure may not be finished. My downside roadmap: 🔻 $75K - First critical support 🔻 $73K - Important technical support 🔻 $62K - Major downside zone 🔻 $50K - MY EXTENDED BEARISH TARGET! 🎯 IF BITCOIN LOSES THE $62K SUPPORT ZONE, I BELIEVE A MOVE TOWARD $50K BECOMES A REAL POSSIBILITY! Of course, a sustained recovery above $81K could challenge my bearish outlook. I’m not saying $50K is guaranteed. This is my personal market prediction based on the current risks and technical structure. BOSS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 🤔 🚀 Bitcoin rebounds toward $90K? 📉 Or crashes toward $50K? Sources: Reuters (Nov 4), CoinDesk (Nov 5), The Block (Nov 1). #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #BitcoinCrash #CryptoMarket
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Okay am getting a strong feeling Ramayana will become India's biggest film ever to exist,Considering the history and emotions it carries and how we hindus hold Ramayan with utmost dignity this film has that potential to touch our hearts and win the audience's love. Mark my words It will surpass the scale of Dhurandhar. If first part is so huge imagine what will happen when Sunny paji enters in 2nd part with probably the best potrayal of Hanuman ji to ever exist.And all the action including Ranbir and Yash face off,people are gonna go berserk hooting and whisteling their hearts out.
Might sound bit unrealistic but this movie has all the potential to surpass Dhurandhar in terms of Box office collection and if not surpass the popularity then atleast will match it. New benchmark in Indian cinema has been set today.Take a bow Nitish Tiwari and Namit Malhotra.
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No matter how strictly you diet, every festive season will still make you look like you come from a well-fed household.
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Good Morning Everyone ❤️😊 Happy Dhanteras 💕 Jai shree krishna 🦚🙌🏻 Radhe radhe 🙌🏻🦚 चलहि न चपल बाल-मृगर्नैनी, तजिव मवन (जै श्री) हित हरिवंश मिलव प्यारे की, आरति-दवन ॥
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Comparison is the thief of happiness.
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