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the misadventures of a shit-talker. they/them.

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Joined March 2009
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why does the crow laugh beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad
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best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home
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just deleted ur birth chart… U lost me babe
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It’s annoying when people take LSD and want to watch a film like Samsara or Fantastic Planet, you gotta watch Love Island. That’s where the meat is. That’s the human condition.
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Everything is expensive but there is Beach
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hey girl how did your choices go
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so sexy of me to keep going
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August is going to feel like this
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I have to be the thing that fixes me
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6h on a train, I figured out everything. I am not afraid to die anymore.
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yes baby i think it’s sexy that you call me bro
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they call me profen because i be
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asked the bartender last night if he could make a mojito and he said “is that necessary?”
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and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience
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10 things owning a lava lamp taught me about leadership
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i am my worst enemy but i will defeat me soon
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10mg adderral, can of Diet Coke, and a pack of green apple hi-chews
Gun to your head name the best meal you’ve ever had
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went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift
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going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight
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