Joined September 2010
Six years of university education, three degrees and I'm still being outsmarted by a seven month old kitten opening a door #CatsOfTwitter #cat
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I think it’s telling that Governor Landry leaves out the crucial information the minor was 13 years old. And that carrying a child to term at 13 is incredibly dangerous. And has the potential to ruin that 13 year old’s reproductive system for life if it doesn’t kill her first.
A minor in Louisiana got pregnant. She was excited to have a baby and was planning a gender reveal party. Her mom conspired with a NY doctor to get a chemical abortion pill in the mail and coerced her to take it. She ended up in the hospital. There is only one right answer in this situation: the doctor must face extradition to Louisiana where justice will be served. We owe this to the minor and the innocent life lost. #lagov #lalege
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How did the best food on Earth end up in this square?
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My HOA has miscalculated. They don’t know how prepared I am for war.
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Reading Project 2025 to see what @realDonaldTrump ‘s stance is on aviation. Looks like the Trump administration plans to prevent any airline that flies over Russian airspace from flying into the US. Should we tell them this includes Israel’s national airline @ELALUSA ..?
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@iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight do with this what you will, but if enacted it would also include @emirates @etihad and @qatar I have the feeling someone didn’t think this through
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Opposing abortion is fine but for the love of criminal law please do not insist it’s murder. By that logic miscarriage is manslaughter and people who abort ectopic pregnancies have to claim self defence. Don’t be that much of an a**hole.
😂😂😂😂 There is no irony at all. First degree murderers should be executed. It should apply to ALL first degree murderers and anyone who plans beforehand to end a human life in a termination that’s not self defense should face that punishment. Equality is not ironic.
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Taylor Swift asked me to join her on stage at Wembley last night but I couldn't make it; glad Ed Sheeran was able to fill in at short notice.
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UK - 5 Prime Ministers in 14 years, voted in by the Tories Australia - 5 Prime Ministers in 10 years voted in by the Coalition NZ - changes opposition leader 6 weeks out from an election voted on by the Labour Party This guy: cHaNgInG pReSiDeNtIAl CaNdIDaTeS iS uNdEmOcRaTiC
Anyone still arguing Trump is a threat to democracy is a joke. Democrats just wiped out their entire primary system to replace their candidate with roughly 3,000 party elites voting. The will of their primary voters didn’t matter at all. They staged an actual insurrection.
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Someone’s gotta say it - what a time for @iamjohnoliver and @LastWeekTonight to be on hiatus
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Vaginal dilation is a common treatment for overactive pelvic floor and vaginismus, both can be caused by endometriosis. Any half decent pelvic floor physio can confirm this. Also you exclusively date women how has endo never come up…?
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Bitty possibly has asthma but won’t slow down and never have I related to a cat more
Replying to @feederofcats
not much can slow this guy down
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Some very fowl comments from @iamjohnoliver on the kererū this evening. Sir, kererū are not just a pigeon in a tank top they are the majestic chonks of the sky. They defy gravity with their body composition and ability to fly. They mate for life, they’re charming.
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Any other ADHDers ever worry that you might be monopolising a conversation because the topic excites you or you want to get things out before you forget?
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It is a crime and a tragedy that @iamjohnoliver campaigned for the Pūteketeke over the kororā. If not just for Dora. This is Dora’s last milestone before her untimely passing this year. You couldn’t do it for Dora John?! instagram.com/reel/CieAyS6Jg…
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It was at this precise moment that King Charles regretted not checking beforehand what his government had asked him to read out #KingsSpeech
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Brian went to unoriginal insults r us to find this one.
You’re not attractive enough to be attempting this burn.
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Bandaids don't fix bullet holes, you say sorry just for show... if you love like that, love runs cold #BadBlood #TaylorsVersion
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Quite frankly @lyft this is vile. The fact you’re not cooperating makes it more vile.
this person took a Lyft with their cat to the vet and the driver drove off with the cat still in the car. please boost and tweet @lyft until they cooperate with the investigation. if you're near Austin, TX please keep an eye out for this cat/her carrier. this is a nightmare
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