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illegally blonde - abolish ice | god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

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Joined February 2020
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Texas governor is a Latina
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greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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“FIRST BLAC-” “FIRST MUSLI-” “FIRST LATIN-” “FIRST PALESTINIA-” “FIRST NATIV-” “FIRST WOMA-” “FIRST GA-”
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i still find it really funny that male elite athletes are more likely to have girls because Y-chromosome sperm is more fragile to stress than X-chromosome sperm, so the f1 drivers on the current grid are popping out girls for a reason 😭
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texas actually turning blue
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The real fun is witnessing how much backpedaling corporate America does over the next two years.
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Average California proposition DIARRHEA FOREVER? 54.3% YES ✅ 45.7% NO
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rip dolly parton you would have loved blexas
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first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian” WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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this prop is getting voted No in places with zero billionaires and zero future billionaires
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Oppenheimer, your case with God is forever.
esse registro mostra a explosão de uma bomba atômica debaixo d'água
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trump is COOKED 😭😭😭😭
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Genuinely how tonight feels
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WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING
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crackle and pop looking for their friend:
Me when I wanna cross the road safely
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I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby
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i saw this image framed in a Mexican restaurant
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In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created
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waking up to good news
Lionel Messi has retired from international football after 21 years.
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