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alienjit

@alienjitt

parked my UFO where your future was supposed to be

Joined June 2020
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𝟢𝟣@creepyantiqueOct 25
how i feel when im beside every other girl
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whatever you like right now i already liked in a time long forgotten
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Noah ✵
@noahdonotcareOct 7
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you can’t be mean and ugly
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me at the hibachi grill when they start throwing shrimp
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i knew the people of earth would love this
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Gym Tan Laundry
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no im not going to hire you you’re like almost 30 start your career
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𝙱@brooklynxnyOct 1
yall are grown adults….please be fr…we are not in middle school
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ronnie radke is emo elon musk
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told my server what i wanted and my sister said she thinks i might have autism
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i have the skin of an alien bella
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Epic Alien Battles Of History
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i would turn my head and start licking if i was red
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blocked this man on two accounts. pls perish.
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why is elon a kawaii little catboy
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go to a family barbecue or stay home and eat a large mcdonald’s fry (i pick option 2)
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it’s probin time
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may we bring public executions back
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just cried over a roblox obby that was too difficult
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everything’s okay guys i passed the level
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