@alienlesbian

"have an adventure! you. must. always. xo" | everyone is on their own timeline when it comes to love so it's okay | they/them | header: @ukulele_katie

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Joined December 2017
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never kill yourself bc you can meet your heroes and be gay together for a second trying not to cry
margot 🐀@alienlesbian28 Sep 2025
just hugged kate mckinnon for two uninterrupted minutes no one can say shit to me
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mama there's a demon behind you...
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being a d'arcy fan is so good considering she's always fine as hell every time i see her, of course she's a giftologist
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let's lawwwwnch
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Pubity
@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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☺️☺️☺️
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i'm a halloween decoration
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d'arcy in red lipstick and her gay ass holiday suit is better than anything happening with any other celebrity right now
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best day of my stupid life i love being a lesbian
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she looks So Fucking Good she wants me dead
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margot 🐀 retweeted
sara hinkley@boneysoupsOct 20
love when hunter schaefer’s in the news because then I get to scroll and see a bunch of pictures of hunter schaefer
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pondering...
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i witnessed a rat carrying a slice of pizza that was almost bigger than him on the tracks and then my delayed train showed up #goodluckrat
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taking advantage of that second step bless her 😭
Arquivo Abbi@AbbiArquivoOct 20
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everyone in nyc go home for 20 minutes i need to be alone on my walk
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cryin' oh i love them 🥺
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can't hate birthdays if i get to see this beautiful little thing first thing in the morninggg
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thank you for the birthday wishesss i got high all day and took a nap and spent time w my baby cat and thats all i ever wanted today
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margot 🐀 retweeted
Pierre
@FrenchmaplemanOct 15
And for the lady perhaps sitting on my kitchen counter with a glass of wine while I cook dinner
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village!shirley & jess STUN in new photo (this caption doesn't matter to anyone but me but UGH)
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Arquivo Abbi@AbbiArquivoOct 16
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