alienmasterrl

mfs wonder why there were so many philosophers but they would’ve stared at the perfectly clear sky and have nothing to do all day

genuinely heard someone say they "havent had a fruit since prekirk" are people's diets really that bad

name 1 apollo red bar

tf2 humour son or misery daughter

how many babies died cause nobody knew they had to feed them when humans were first invented

they need to invent a new way to stroke a dog it’s getting boring doing the same movements

watching gta 6 strip club leaks on the disneyland train

are there tuvalu plugs

who invented the door

jobless is so much harsher than unemployed

do dogs remember their dreams

i wish all of my long term memory was just funny episodes from spongebob or smth then whenver shit got bad i could just close my eyes and watch spongebob

they have lethal company jiggle physics

imagine being conjoined twins but the other one was gay

tryna convince myself my talking stage looks like a female nine vicious

who was tom pearls lawyer

if you be doomscrolling snapchat spotlights its over