princess aurora ♡

Did you sniff your screen?

The only boners men should be allowed to get are fear boners

Men have a special talent of making you regret doing anything nice for them which is why you should make it a practice to just make their lives more difficult

Never let a man with a receding hairline get you down queen

Okay fine I want to learn how to play league who is going to teach me

Messaged Jake and told him not to get married and he sent me money lol

I live in a constant flux of growing my eyebrows out to plucking myself bald because making a commitment to one brow look is too much pressure

I’m getting a massage while you’re hard at work making my money, send $100 to cover it 😇

If anyone needs me I’ll be binging the new Dungeon Crawler Carl book all day

Friendly reminder all men are liars and cheaters so they should be taken advantage of accordingly

nothing says happy mother’s day like sending to my mommy milkers

If his love language isn’t acts of service and gift giving I don’t want him

More men should pierce their nipples tbh

I 🤍 waking up to money

Anyways