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i personally think i’m funny asf

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Replying to @all4th3plot
Me walking around telling everyone chris hargensen is carrie red
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back in my day if you were 13 on Twitter you kept that to yourself
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do people really think slavery was just picking cotton from time to time and getting whipped❓❓❓❓im so confused
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Tryna fw 1 nigga heavy, will show you exactly why you need 8
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twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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I love arguing, especially when i have a reasonable amount of information on the topic; and even if i don’t.
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da fuck yall be on here postin bra😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When I’m high af and home alone and someone knocks on the door
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Niggas used to argue for three years in YouTube comments
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When they called me self centered but at least they didn’t call me male centered
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nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.
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do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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Me coming to twitter to report everything in my life to no one who cares
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I do not like being around people that don’t be hungry!!!
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Tell a ngga you want flowers these days he gon say you ain't get me none
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communication is NOT key!!!!! i ruined everything by communicating!! everyone keep your mouth shut NOW!!!!!!
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16 year old me would be disappointed in the number of times i’ve gotten high this month. Sorry little fella. Life got too serious.
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