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Addicted to prescribed and over the counter medication. I am a man of principle and honour.

Joined December 2016
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If you ever think you offer absolutely nothing at work, remember Steven Gerrard on the commentary team tonight.
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Luke litter: “trust me I’m not bothered” Also Luke Littler
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Another fabulous Sporting Star at Rock Ferry 🤩 Well done Roman for being such a lovable character within the team and having the most entertaining award 🪩 #RockFerryCrew
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Feel Good Friday 🤩 On Thursday we joined Mr Ferguson on his final run before his marathon, and on Friday we learnt all about the marathon and ran a mile ourselves🏃 Madeleine also brought in her dad’s London Marathon medals, after him completing it twice! #RockFerryCrew
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Kim Jong Un watching a volley ball game
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December 12th 2024 -Squidward
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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Happy Monday all 😊 I’m giving away a signed set of my @UnicornDarts Two Tones ✍️ 🎯 To enter, simply: ❤️ Like 🔄 Retweet 🤳Follow Me 🤳Follow @UnicornDarts 🤳Follow @thedugoutCT19 🤳Follow @GSE_Group 🤳Follow @DartsOrakel Winner announced next Monday 👍
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Never even liked tennis anyway.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg loses his seat, AND the sun has come up so he can't leave the hall until tonight.
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🚨BANK HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY🚨 Happy Friday! I’m giving away a signed set of my @UnicornDarts Two Tones ✍️ 🎯 To enter, simply: ❤️ Like 🔄 Retweet 🤳Follow Me 🤳Follow @UnicornDarts 🤳Follow @thedugoutCT19 🤳Follow @GSE_Group 🤳Follow @DartsOrakel Winner announced Monday 👍
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Replying to @SW_Help
@SW_Help hi my daughter got the train this morning, Portsmouth Harbour to London Euston. No one at the ticket office, so I told her to get the the ticket on the train. Which she did, she had her staff rail pass, when she presented it to the guard on board and said about 1/2
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the ticket office being closed, he questioned her about the staff pass. ‘Where did she get it. What’s the relation. Who does he work for’. He only gave her a £4 single ticket, it should have been £4 open return from Portsmouth to Liverpool. The money doesn’t matter, but should
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the guard have been questioning my daughter about the staff pass? It has her face on it, that should have been the end of it surely?
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Getting rid of Kate like they did Diana #RoyalAnnouncement
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Daniel Dubois should be fighting this as unified Heavy Weight champion of the world . #DuboisMiller
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Hopefully have the right number of days in November in next year’s effort – at West Midlands, England
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DILLONS LUCKY SECURITY STOPPED ME FUCKING PUSSY
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Replying to @LivEchonews
@LivEchonews arrowe park hospital refusing breast feeding nurses car park passes to go to work and making them park over a mile from the hospital (allowed to return home during the day to feed baby and return to work so need to do over a mile walk 4 times a day)
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@LivEchonews a morning of patients have been cancelled on the day wards today because a member of staff wasn’t allowed to park on site this morning. £250 per cancellation.
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Max Vestappen hasn’t got the best car for once and he cries like a little bitch #f1 #RedBull
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Nice for Red Bull to sort it out for that dick Verstappen to lead the race again 🙄 #f1
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Joshua hurt Usyk so bad with a body shot he pretended it was low to buy time. Does he have a glass body, and can Dubois exploit it? 🥊👀
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