Writer @nightlateshow // @NorthwesternU Grad // views and opinions here directly reflect those of my employer
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Chelsea Jacobson retweeted
Prediction markets are booming. Joe Nocera wanted to know why. So he gave up his day job and went all in.
Read the full story here: bit.ly/3S33xS5
Chelsea Jacobson retweeted
Reinstating the SAT is not the same thing as raising educational standards. Standards should pull students upward, not bend to meet them on the way down.
The test has spent 60 years meeting students where they are — its reading passages have shrunk from 750 words to 25. Bringing it back doesn't fix that.
There's a better option.
thefp.com/p/the-sat-is-back-…
The #saltburn bathtub scene isn’t so bad. To be fair I would suck up Jacob Elordi’s cum off the floor of a subway car
Chelsea Jacobson retweeted
Yes, a diva must be stylish and commanding, but we must also be thoughtful and pensive... or at least know how to pose for photos looking that way.
The plane accidentally fell down the stairs
Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia, with nine other people on board also dead bbc.in/44gN116
Fuck no, variety
Will “Blue Beetle,” the latest DC superhero adaptation, knock down “Barbie” at the domestic box office? bit.ly/47wPI1o
Chelsea Jacobson retweeted
She was sick of how long it took him to put his shoes on whenever they went out.
Natalie Portman and her husband, Benjamin Millepied, have separated after 11 years of marriage, Us Weekly can confirm. usmagazine.com/celebrity-new…
