I used to not return items & be like oh well 😂 but now baby give me my funds back actually

random man at American Deli was tryna get my number & the next question outta his mouth was “you ever thought about getting your body done? I can do that for you.” I said “have you?” & we both just stared and went out separate ways. mind you, he big as a fucking house.

Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila

Tried Matcha today and it kinda taste like dirt, is that on purpose ?