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Good Take Jake

@almost0jake

20 Year One Piece Fan . 10 Year Raptors Fan . Still believes Humanity has a chance

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Joined March 2013
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Jumbo@SlickJumboNov 1
Replying to @PokerPerry1
Even when it’s not on a weekend it’s celebrated on a weekend for drinking age adults. Every year. Nothings over, 25 is the same as 35. Un-fuck your brain from Hollywood programming.
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Me with no costume showing up everywhere tonight late just for vibes
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Noelle
@Noelle_198Oct 29
Leave a gap and someone cuts in. So why bother
🤖 Made with AI
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Hlovo
@hlovo_Oct 31
They don’t make white boys like this anymore. All they do now is be racist on stream.
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 30
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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Luka Dončić
@lukadoncic19 Mar 2013
when you lose the one you wonted
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Stat Defender
@statdefenderOct 30
Best Defensive Rating In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 3 Games & 30.0 MPG) : 1. Scottie Barnes — 90.3 2. Rudy Gobert — 93.2 3. Joel Embiid — 96.5 4. Jonathan Kuminga — 96.6 5. Jaylen Brown — 96.8 6. Anthony Edwards — 97.2 7. Jalen Williams — 97.4 8. Victor Wembanyama — 97.7 8. Jaden McDaniels — 97.7 8. Kris Dunn — 97.7
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Stat Defender (@statdefender) profile pictureStat Defender
@statdefenderOct 29
Most 25+ PTS, 3+ STL & 3+ BLK Games In Raptors Franchise History Before Turning 26 : 1. Scottie Barnes — 4 1. Vince Carter — 4 3. Chris Bosh — 1 3. Marcus Camby — 1 3. Pascal Siakam — 1 3. Tracy McGrady — 1
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Jayson Tatum
@jaytatum012 Mar 2012
#ImWeakFor a girl who will kiss you first :)
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Jeremy Monjo@JeremyMonjoOct 28
They ran out of funny clips where that podcast guy's sidepiece is ruining his life. FUCK
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To anyone that thinks immigrants are the problem, watch this. We are so cooked 😂
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@Coopz___Oct 27
Giannis, in the absolute prime of his career, had the luxury of choosing from virtually anyone in the league and somehow landed on Bam Adebayo. This is the kind of decision that needs to be held against him in every all-time ranking debate for the rest of eternity
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DAILY
@dailyculturesOct 26
Uma estudante de 16 anos criou um aparelho que apaga o fogo usando SOM, sem água ou produtos químicos. A invenção conquistou uma medalha de ouro na Indonésia.
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Johnny Akzam
@JohnnyAkzamOct 27
“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡
Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit) profile pictureFuck You I Quit
@fuckyouiquitOct 26
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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James Li
@5149jamesliOct 26
A reminder that opposing this lady's insane genocidal opinion is illegal in 38 states.
Middle East Eye (@MiddleEastEye) profile pictureMiddle East Eye
@MiddleEastEyeOct 26
"Carpet bomb them all". Speaking to The Guardian at an event ahead of Israel’s elections, a young Israeli woman called for Palestinians to be forcibly displaced from the Gaza Strip, saying they should be killed if they cannot be removed.
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HeyItsTippyXO@HeyItsTippyXOOct 24
She was genuinely LOVING the thought of being a homewrecker. 😬
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@viotubingOct 24
GIRL... LMAO
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SCOTTY BARNES DPOY@bbriizzy888Oct 24
ur head coach not a real ass nigga like dis
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@OmerOsman200Oct 24
Darko on the Raptors defence forcing 50 turnovers against teams the last 2 games: “Anything I would tell you right now, I would be lying to you. I think you’re a very decent man. I don’t want to lie to you.” 😭😭😭
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Oluwatobiloba
@TobielobbaOct 24
As an adult, I want to attend this school so badly.
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Shegun 🌪️🌟
@ShegunTweetsOct 23
it’s almost a rule of thumb that when you cast a comedy actor in a sad movie, they’ll deliver a career-best performance
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