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Tia

@almostbateman

no skill, all balls. she/her 18

 under a rock
Joined October 2021
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Do men not study biology in school or is this intentional ragebait?
Dank jetha (@Dank_jetha) profile pictureDank jetha
@Dank_jethaOct 4
It’s crazy how men need to follow a strict diet and train regularly for years to build a physique like this, while women just need to control their late-night ice cream cravings.
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THIS IS SO CUTE STOP RN 😭😭😭😭
naive (@impulsites) profile picturenaive@impulsitesNov 2
#Clayface
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The literal reason I don't have an Instagram account like
@cried2godd (@cried2godd) profile picture@cried2godd@cried2goddNov 5
I’m jealous of people who can post monthly dumps because my life has never been that interesting to do a dump
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I be losing and gaining the same two followers everyday
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Today I will study for 144 hours
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The bar is so low that when I see advertisements with real humans instead of some ai generated bs I get impressed
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how it feels when I post a risky tweet and oomf immediately likes and reposts
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Understandable
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God give me the money to buy these so I can recreate this
Mark Gurman (@markgurman) profile pictureMark Gurman
@markgurmanNov 5
Welcome to 2026 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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This oomf HATESS bjp with a passion and I'm so here for it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤏🏻
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How it feels Hopescrolling Twitter
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"Unsafe than it was" please save Bollywood from bjp 😭😭😭😭
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@bekhayalimeNov 4
Saif Ali Khan talking about the Tiger Shroff incident. Saif Ali Khan indirectly saying that people in India now need security and that the country has become unsafe under Narendra Modi, unlike how it was before. And look at Kareena Kapoor and Karan Johar's reactions. The silence says EVERYTHING.
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Being a woke Muslim is following Shakira law
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hindu muslim doomed yaoi 😭
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Become hopecore.
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I love her so much why does it have to be like this
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🌙@cannediiceeNov 5
"Yeah I hate BJP but ykw we don't have any other option..." CHUP HO JA SOFT SANGHI DALLE
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Did I watch the big short? Yes. Did I understand anything? Do I know the E in Economics? No. Did I watch it for Christian ? Yes.
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ash@awrufferNov 4
when i say im bi i mean i like every type of woman and probably like 1 dude
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I disappoint everyone but I'm not exactly impressed by them either so its okay
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Tf kinda movie is this bruh good thing I don't get bitches cuz I'm never having sex 😭😭😭😭😭
Tia (@almostbateman) profile pictureTia@almostbatemanNov 5
I wonder if Tom cruise got deja vu because this is what I imagine scientology is like 😭😭😭😭😭
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