✨DOMI✨

I hope Alexi Lalas is having the worst day of his life

shoutout to all the Muslim Columbus Crew players who are in each other’s & the rest of the team’s comments calling everyone habibi every three minutes for being the reason I knew what habibi meant prior to last night. you truly learn SO much by being a nosy ass soccer fan lol.

If I had a nickel for every time I voted for an over qualified woman running against an under qualified billionaire megalomaniac dipshit man, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened thrice.

as you cast your midterm votes, here’s a visual representation of republican politicians & people who vote red claiming to care about kids while they’re cool with kids dying in schools but draw the line at free lunches

petition to keep the Columbus Crew & St Louis City bond alive & to call it St Crewis lol

We might not have raised the trophy last night, but I’m a lil emo at all the love we as fans, our stadium, and Columbus are getting from St Louis City fans right now 🥹

If you vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, you have the same amount of brain cells as FC Cincy has Hell Is Real wins over the Crew in the big ‘26.

so much to say for a team that had one good year & has never been in contention for a trophy lol

pov: you let yourself be recrewted into a soccer fan and a Columbus Crew fan by me and now you get these very important life or death texts at 5:30AM #crew96

not to be decrewsional, but the Columbus Crew is going to be the most dangerously club in MLS once Wes is back

preemptively posting this directed at Middlesbrough FC

I unfortunately do really love being petty and messy online 🥴

Narrator: Cincy could not, in fact, handle the heat