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Dylan

@almostdunne

Trying to be good to people and running D&D. Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the little luxuries.

Joined March 2009
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).
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Not gonna lie. #powermetal and #gardening go really well together.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).
May? It seems like you should know about that. You're the one organizing the effort here Domino's. Word choice man...
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New word alert: Jugglebussin': for when you're doing a lot, and have a bunch of balls in the air, and you're on top of it and super focused - but one mistake will make everything come crashing down. You're all very welcome for my linguistic contribution.
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I was jugglebussin' all day long, but then I had to reset my password, which I immediately forgot, and now I'm strugglebusssin'.
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What the fuck did I purchase to inspire a damn magical hell hound Amazon?
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Jesus, man, I fuckin LOVE reddit comments.
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I am 18.3% evil, 26.7% chaotic, making me true neutral: idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/… via @idr_labs

I am 18.3% evil, 26.7% chaotic, making me true neutral.

Moral Alignment Test

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Hey @MojangSupport I have a Mojang account. I have an MS account. I want to buy #MinecraftDungeons and play from the launcher with my same damn account. I'm fine with migrating to an MSA to do so, but I just can't seem to make it happen. How I make it do?
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-Like a speakeasy for pancakes -You know you've made it when you have your own cemetery -Southern Baptists are just READY for an apocalypse -Don't you speak ill of Taylor swift! -I could go for a ball pit, I'm vaccinated -Would you like to pick out a clearance wine? #roadTrip
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When Amazon becomes self-aware, I really hope it doesn't also become judgmental. #AmazonPrimeDay
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"Fucking adorable" Yeah, I think that sums us up. @ Charm City Meadworks instagram.com/p/CQDCGkjMZIV/… – at Baltimore, MD
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I fit in all my suits again, except for my fatboi suit, and I think I'm gonna donate that somewhere.
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"My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles with night vision and laser scopes, and we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs, and anti-personnel fragmentation mines."
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To quote the late great George Carlin.
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Second shot in the arm yesterday and it feels like Optimus Prime pimp slapped me out of a Michael Bay movie and back into the Saturday morning cartoon era. I'm having an immune response, so I know it's working. Just uncomfortable as fuck.
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I seem to collect quotes in my notes of funny moments. Sometimes, I lose track of what the context was, and I just have a pile of wild quotes. Whatever it was I was taking notes for, it had the following interesting quotes that I decided to jot down:
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- This is a crying game, try to keep up. - I'm an adult male, in my tribe, I'm Alpha. - We want to hurt his feelings, not crush his soul. - But if he's Amish... Why is he here?
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But, my favorite by far is the following: - I'm wearing a sports bra in case there's a pickup game of softball. I'm gay, it's what we do. Fun quotes in my notes...
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