the universe really made me extra white- giving me that gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. at least it didn’t make me red hat, white. 🤷🏼‍♀️ could be worse things.

“live a little, live a lot” ✨

i just woke up and want a nap already.

♡ this is a big deal to me. 🥹

my house smells like comfort food and pumpkin spice, i’m in my comfiest sweatsuit and i can hear the leaves blowing around outside while i watch practical magic. peak fall evening. 10/10 🧡🍂🍁

big fans of being cozy in this house.

“let me guess” your mom didn’t properly crate train you so now you’re just out here barking at anything.

fuck harrison butker forever.

my phone always autocorrects bo mix to no nix and it hasn’t stopped being fitting this season.

today couldn’t possibly get weirder than this moment right now. christ. 😂

the chokehold this band has had me in lately…♪

literally the first thing you’ve said that makes sense.

“can i get a cape cod?” …if you don’t just say vodka cran with lime….lets not try to jazz up your uti remedy okay susan.

gosh i miss home. ♡

truthfully, my only incentive to make it to work on time was so i can eat before the dinner rush.

time to fight with my whole self to decompress after tonight. holy bejeesus.

fool me once. aha.

i’ve been here 50 minutes and i’d like to clock out now. dues are paid.