I think the greatest compliment I’ve ever received from a friend was that my pride in being Samoan made them want to be proud of their own culture 🫶🏽🌊🌺

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eguapo 👑 · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:32 AM UTC

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eguapo 👑

@thetrillgentNov 4

my Governor will be a Black woman named Keisha!

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alona. · Nov 3, 2026 · 10:41 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideNov 3

VOTE. 🌊

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alona. · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:18 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideNov 2

Today has been horrible. I almost got hit by a bike and I almost ate shit jumping the turnstile. 😂

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alona. · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:57 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideNov 1

Full power of the Storm, 2026.

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alona. · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:09 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideNov 1

See, now I wanna do the DL since I didn’t get my fill at Monster Ball. 🫠😂

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Dentist the Menace · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:59 PM UTC

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Dentist the Menace@SoTheyCallMeDJOct 31

My purchasing power is 8k on affirm, play with me if you want to @Beyonce

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alona. · Oct 31, 2026 · 7:44 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 31

I paid my mf rent already. These gays aren’t about to have me messing up my priorities. Lmao Happy Halloween 🎃

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alona. · Oct 30, 2026 · 5:38 AM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 30

“I jacked off to us earlier…” 😮‍💨🫠

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alona. · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:02 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 29

I’m supporting Keisha too, thangya.

Johns653Ses@Jo653WesOct 29

Replying to @toho1988

🫣

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alona. · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:17 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 28

My back is hurting, and I can’t figure out if it’s from my workout…or sex. 😂

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alona. · Oct 25, 2026 · 9:06 AM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 25

Boy.

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alona. · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:40 PM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 24

Hello, Dallas!

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alona. · Oct 24, 2026 · 12:21 AM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 24

I’m sorry but, if you have locs, chances are I’m staring. I don’t care. 🥰😍

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alona. · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:14 AM UTC

alona.@alonafideOct 23

Yall ever feel like…your prostate…is bruised? 👀🫣😂😂😂

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