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Johannesburg
Joined March 2010
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Question: “How are Democrats planning to work with Republicans?” Georgia Lieutenant-Governor elect Josh McLaurin: "You’re asking the wrong question. The question now is: how are Republicans planning to work with us?"
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@alyndenzel retweeted
Time to bring back this banger
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"Rocky. Horror. Picture. Show! You open this door, right now! Just wait till your father gets home! I'm not kidding!"
I love my son Color of Money and my daughter Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan
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But who? Look at the current leadership - who inspires you to think they have an honest intent to work for the greater good, compromise with those they'd rather vilify, and hammer out some sort of consensus to fix the built-in structural issues? WHO?
Sunday Times reports that the ANC’s devastating showing in the local government elections has lead to President Ramaphosa and other senior leaders to discuss the possibility of falling in their swords and resigning from top posts.” Ramaphosa has reportedly suggested stepping down
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i’m from poland and what the fuck yall talking about
I'm from America and I stand with Poland. The EU must fall.
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@alyndenzel retweeted
Oh look. This racist college republicans account is actually part of a sockpuppet operation and forgot to switch to one of its other anons that postured as a Dem voter from Michigan...
Lifelong moderate Democrat here from Oakland County, Michigan. Never voted Republican in my life. But seeing Haley Stevens put country over party in this election against socialist extremism, I feel as if I have no choice but to do the same. I will be voting for Mike Rogers on Tuesday.
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Kansas voter here. Actually right in the center, so deep cow country. We are tired. We are broke. We are seeing our friends and neighbors terrorized. What the hell would we want more of the same for? Hope this helps.
Can anyone please explain how every county in Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, and Texas went blue? Really? I don't believe it. There's no freaking way that Farmers and Ranchers voted blue. No chance.
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Every county in Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, and Texas did not "go blue" but data did show that every county SHIFTED towards blue. For example all Texas counties moved towards the left more than when compared to the 2024. To reiterate this does not mean ALL counties went blue. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-…
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@alyndenzel retweeted
I would love if we could channel the datacenter backlash into curbing the excesses of Big Tech in general. Get screens out of cars. Get computers out of refrigerators. Stop surveilling everything all the time, stop forcing me into the app, stop trying to steal my data.
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@alyndenzel retweeted
This explanation for Trump's new Press Secretary appointment is almost certainly correct, because of the principle of Trump's Razor: the stupidest possible explanation is the most likely one.
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Well, so long, @facebook No, I won't fucking record a selfie video for you just because you tell me to. Shove your site up your arse. Not even Elmo's been that dumb (but give him time)...
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@alyndenzel retweeted
Are we just totally making shit up now?
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Republicans will spend time and treasure, likely years and millions of dollars, for consultants and experts and pundits to find out what went wrong and how this happened. Save your money and don’t waste your time. The answer came 10 years ago by a Senator from South Carolina who didn’t live to see his prophetic words come to pass. “If we nominate Donald Trump we will get destroyed…and we will deserve it.” Republicans blew up their party, their values, their dignity and decency for a man who wasn’t even a Republican. Unilateral tariffs on our allies by executive orders isn’t conservative. Siding with Vladimir Putin’s murderous war in Ukraine isn’t conservative. Accepting a bribe from a foreign country in the form of an airplane that costs hundreds of millions of dollars isn’t conservative. Turning untrained thugs in masks loose in our communities to murder American citizens in cold blood isn’t conservative. Threatening to invade and conquer a sovereign country, an ally, isn’t conservative. Pardoning people who assaulted law enforcement officers isn’t conservative. The list is too long and too exhausting to contemplate. Republican law makers lit themselves on fire for a thrice married, sociopathic, mentally unstable reality tv personality who bragged about acing a test to check for dementia and spoke about the asses of male candidates for the US Senate. There was a time when I believed we should welcome any of them who finally spoke up back into polite society. But that ship has sailed. These people should live in shame for the rest of their days, shunned and repudiated in history books, never to hold a position that requires the public trust ever again.
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@alyndenzel retweeted
If Elon goes to prison can we get the old domain + logo back
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We're being threatened with a good time again...
Pete Hegseth's new, unhinged social media video is a total comedy emergency! He literally stood outside the Pentagon in front of a 'Department of War' sign and launched a defiant, six-minute video rant warning the entire Washington circus that trying to impeach him 'didn't work against President Trump, and it won't work with me'! Insiders are buzzing that this isn't just defense—it’s a direct, cold-blooded threat to the White House that if the Commander-in-Glue tries to make him the fall guy for the disastrous Iran war, Hegseth is ready to drop the absolute receipts on the entire administration! The Fox TV anchor has spent months using a personal Signal chat to leak classified combat operations, and now he’s basically holding his own boss hostage by implying he's got enough top-secret dirt to drag the whole executive reality show down with him! Hegseth is digging his white-knuckle heels into the pavement, and your favorite circus act is officially experiencing a full cabinet mutiny.
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I predict Georgia ain't never going back...
The before and after pics of Georgia's 8 constitutional officers is remarkable.
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I bet a lot of people don’t know the word “subpoena” has a “b” in it.
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It appears the ANC has fallen victim to climate change.
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– at Tonawanda, NY
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"Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran War"? Who started the war, you addled draft-dodging rapist?
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News. “Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN. CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
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@alyndenzel retweeted
First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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