If you defended or explained away any of Trump’s disastrous quotes, you do not get to attack Kamala’s tweet
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The difference between @TomBrady's first video game appearance and his latest 🤯
Okay, I love the Bernie memes, but there is no way I am the only person in America that saw Clinton clearly falling asleep during Biden’s speech. It was the best part of the entire ceremony and no one is talking about it
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Jesus never promised to eliminate all of the chaos from our lives; He said He'd bring meaning to it.
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God gave the wise men a direction, not all of the details on how to get there. Same with us.
The weirdest part of 2020 is that watching the Buckeyes has suddenly become more painful than watching the Browns?
What is this Twilight Zone and how do we get out?
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Normally at the time of year, there is a 97% chance the Browns fire their HC/GM. This year, it is a 97% chance they make the playoffs.
If one more person complains to me about how hard their job is without even pretending to acknowledge how overwhelmed and stressed I am, I may literally melt to the floor right in front of them
I wore a mask in my own childhood home last night to help my at-risk parents put up the family tree because I can’t trust the people around me to take this seriously and keep me safe.
If you refuse to take this seriously or wear a mask, hear me out: it’s not all about you.
Okay, I know I tweet about this every time I cycle back around to season 2, but The Injury is THE BEST episode of The Office. Period.
Can we normalize replying to Instastories??
I just want to comment without being creepy or “sliding into the DMs” 🙃
My body is so confused on what season this is supposed to be. My house is decorated for fall, I’m watching Hallmark Christmas movies, and I’m wearing shorts and a tank top with the windows open🤔
They continue to reiterate how crucial the “college educated women” vote is tonight, especially in Ohio, and that is really just something to be proud of.
Just imagine how proud our grandmothers & great grandmothers would be
Kid in cafeteria when he sees lasagna for lunch: “but it’s Taco Tuesday?”
Me: “no buddy, it’s only Monday”
Him quietly and very sadly “but... I wanted it to be tacos”
Me too kid 😂
Things I wish guys in big yee yee trucks around here would learn: there’s a difference between the road noise of oversized tires & the sound of cupping bc you’re under inflating your tires and/or not rotating them 🤗
But I’m just a girl, what do I know










