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Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name.

Joined March 2008
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If every Bible in the world is destroyed and nobody passed its stories down, a thousand years from now, people will never know those stories existed. But destroy every book about evolution, the universe, science, and how nature works, and future generations could still figure them out through observation and discovery. The books may be lost, but the knowledge can be found again. That's the difference between believing something and knowing something is true.
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Humanity has created about 3000 different gods. You believe that 2999 of them are fake. You are 'almost' atheist yourself.
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How many people will be doing You Can See Everything inspired costumes this year? I wish I could see them all!
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Seems like a good night to have some "tea, earl grey, hot" in honor of the captain that made us believe in a possible better future
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Playing Christmas music in stores in October is diabolical
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As a friend of the (then) 12 year old in question, yep
It's pretty telling that the entire right wing is clutching their outrage pearls over a Cheesecake Factory joke, but they're OK with a vile, disgusting attack ad that uses the person who allowed her own 12-year-old daughter to be raped for years. Spare us, "family values" party.
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Apparently, you can call Trump a racist, an insurrectionist or a rapist. But don’t you EVER say his design aesthetic is “Cheesecake Factory.” That’s going too far.
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If birds want to meet me, I must be pretty cool
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"Little interactions are antidepressants" - Gary Gulman
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Amy Malkoff retweeted
Shoutout to the Christians who spent the week defending livestreaming a public execution then got up this morning and went to church.
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Jesus didn’t die for your sins and Moses didn’t part the Red Sea and there was no Adam and Eve or a Garden of Eden or a talking reptile. The good news? We can all grow up now and put away the childish things of religion.
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Amy Malkoff retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nothing in the world is satanic. that’s not a thing, at least for grownups.
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Break the Bro Code. That's the only way this changes.
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Cutting down/dismantling the tomato plants pre-storm is breaking my heart
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The triangle in the M*A*S*H theme song is doing a lot of heavy lifting #vintageskeets
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If you're struggling, people do make judgements about you and your competence, even if unspoken
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Never let your children near a Christian.
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"Person detected" and it's just my cucumber plant blowing in the wind
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I'm not even the main character in my own dreams
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We're really still referring to adult performers in 2026 as a "pop princess"? Somehow I've never heard any dude referred to as a "pop prince" (excluding, ya know, Prince)
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