The human urge to post a photo in the emergency room so everyone will wonder what happened and if you are okay.
the coolest retweeted
Karma is a mouse getting stuck on a sticky trap in my room and dragging it far enough that it got stuck to my shoelace and I had to cut the shoelace off
Almost half of my life I’ve been a twitter member. #MyTwitterAnniversary
Are you supposed to wear a full face of cat makeup when you see a live performance of Cats the musical?Asking for a friend…
I have completed my challenge of 24 books! Setting a goal has definitely helped me to read more! That was the amount I wanted to read this year! I’m not going to stop now though! Might have to up it to 48! goodreads.com/user_challenge…
I’m not a big reader, but I decided to give myself a goal of 1 book a month, I’ve finished 5 books this month. Hahaha
Thank you @jonasbrothers for spending 1,056 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. 😘 #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/7gOd…
Why is every 5th post on my Facebook someone wishing someone else that I don’t know happy birthday? Gosh I hate Facebook.










