Originally from Toronto. Moved to New York for the job. Staying for the pizza.
New York, NY
Joined February 2010
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The floor is yours, @Doritos.
They are now outraged that Kamala Harris ate a bag of Doritos.
They really know how to speak to the average American, don’t they?
How dare she eat Doritos !!
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we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week @JasonKelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.
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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.
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Let’s see…
A hurricane in Los Angeles.
100° ocean water in Florida.
Half of Canada on fire.
And an entire town in Maui burned to the ground.
But yeah, “climate change is a hoax.”
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The onion saw it coming
ALT Supreme Court Questions Whether President Legally Allowed To Improve Americans’ Lives Published February 28, 2023
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“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.
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S3 of The White Lotus. Kendall Roy arrives looking exhausted, withdrawn, sunglasses on. “I went through some, uh, tough shit. Awhile back. I need to…not be in New York, for awhile. Need to chill out somewhere else.”
[cut to the next day when he finds this season’s corpse]
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There's simply nothing that can be done about mass shootings except the things that work in every other civilized country
Even with working in the film industry, The Making of @TheLastofUsHBO doc blew me awayyyyyy. If they don’t win Emmys for makeup, costume, sound design, visual effects and literally all of the things I won’t understand.
Absolutely next level, incredible craft.
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This. This is how we need to keep fighting. To keep questioning. To keep showcasing their stupidity.
Bravo, @jonstewart
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.