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CTO & experienced startup builder. Husband, father & atheist vegan. I respect your opinion but may disagree. Views are all mine.

Harlow, Essex (UK)
Joined January 2009
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Patrick Mahomes in 2022.... - Won regular season MVP - Won Super Bowl MVP - Led the NFL in Pass TD - Led the NFL in Pass yards Only 3 players have done in a whole career what Mahomes did in 1 season (Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Kurt Warner).
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Dear @Microsoft, I see no better way to turbocharge the AI revolution than to hook Clippy up to chatGPT
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LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged
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How embarrassing Liz Truss mistakenly read out the leaving speech for if she’d successfully served an entire term as Prime Minister, rather than the one where she was forced to resign after six weeks for being a disaster.
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Me looking at my own code after 6 months
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The Tories are trying their fourth new leader in just six years. If this one fails too they might be forced to admit that the problem is with the entire party…
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
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4 days left until our next application deadline! Our assessment days are in full swing as we curate the cohort of talented founders who will tackle the #environmentalcrisis. Want to showcase your skills and meet other passionate people? Apply today: hubs.la/Q01hyMzm0
Competence.
Who is Larry the Cat and how does he keep outlasting UK leaders? trib.al/Rz96zkh
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The new Instagram update really understood what I was looking for: - none of my friends’ content - reposted TikToks from meme accounts I do not follow - 100x more ads - everything played at full volume against my will
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A lot of people seem to have forgotten that the goal of a startup isn't to preserve runway or raise another round, the goal is to build a product customers want to pay for.
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TIL constructors in C# can have out parameters. Never occurred to me before, and hopefully never will again.
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DM from a seed stage founder: "Would you recommend building in office or remote?" At the risk of reigniting an overplayed Twitter debate, here's my take:
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Been having a look at the official logos of Tory leadership hopefuls and now feel sufficiently informed to judge them.
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Never heard this term in the last 10 years of VC, so must be some kind of new blockchain?
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Hah they would not get past episode 1
We are living in the worst ever episode of The Apprentice.
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Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people
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Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
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In character -Blames everyone else -Thinks he's the real victim -Sets up betrayal story for future Tory conferences & Telegraph columns We're all in for a nightmare if he's allowed to squat
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Boris Johnson currently trying to choose between announcing Carrie is pregnant or he's going back to Ukraine.
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