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Living left-handed in The 'Sip. #hottytoddy #gopackgo

The 'Sip
Joined July 2009
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Juco Freshman Fall current stats Batting Average: .421 16 hits 2 home runs @JC_BobcatsBB
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She done lost her damn mind.
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Every patient at the University of Iowa Stead’s Family Children’s Hospital received this from Ryan Day. One of the coolest things I’ve seen since I started covering Iowa in 2018.
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How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects? Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner? CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS. Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song. Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been. Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on. Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about. There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable. There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.” Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable. A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE?? And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself? Your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to? The iron in our blood was made inside a star?? We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live? We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?
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Who Each State Is Rooting for in LSU vs. Ole Miss
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This might be the best cfb hype video ever. The fact that Morgan Freeman is narrating too 🔥
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gotta love the @CollegeGameDay bonehead decision to bring @tedcruz on. never heard this type of blowback on the show.
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NYC used drones to recreate the Twin Towers & honor those who lost their lives on 9/11 Never forget
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PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”
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Washington’s Dream For America 🇺🇸😂
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If you know, you know. HTGOMWTHAWHFFBBOMBD @OleMissBSB has finally come back to Omaha! Last time they were here they went more than 6x the previous record. Can they do it again? #RoadtoRoccos
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gunslinger on the move! so proud of and for you!!!
Excited to announce my commitment to Charleston Southern University! I want to thank God for giving me the ability to continue to play this game. Grateful for everyone who made this possible along the way! #GoBucs
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@alexlambert33 went 2-3 with an RBI and turned 4 double plays today!
Excited to play in the MAIS All-Star game tomorrow!
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Excited to play in the MAIS All-Star game tomorrow!
Congratulations to our MRA All-Stars on a well deserved selection! We are proud of the way these guys compete, lead, and represent our program!
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For the 3rd time in program history and first since 2016, your Jones College (40-16) Bobcats are NJCAA Region 23 Champions.
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The Bobcats 👊 their 🎟️ to Enid! Jones wins the Gulf District and a trip to the 2026 #NJCAABaseball DII World Series. njcaachampionship.prestospor…
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what a statement to make as you last at bat as a pat! a-train..choo choo 🚆💨💨🔥🔥
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“Coach my dad, uncle, and grandpa are all Ole Miss graduates”
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