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Andem

@andem_

whenever you wake up is your morning

 Lisbon, Portugal
Joined August 2009
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"You sing & I'll dance 💃🏽 "
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It’s a damned shame the beauty industry hasn’t come up with a facial hair extension line for men.. cus I don’t know which man wouldn’t want more volume and richer texture for their beard ❓
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Restore World Order (@RW0Media) profile pictureRestore World Order@RW0MediaOct 31
Marc Lamont Hill believes Halle Berry custody situation may be connected to her son behavior and his apparent decision to side with his father. However, the rest of The JBP seemed to disagree with Marc’s take on the situation. (Source: The Joe Budden Podcast)
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This is the only valid reaction to the clown video underneath it, tbh!
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“Of all the things I could be doing tonight Diana… I’ve got a really massive shit brewing, I could sit and read a book and birth that beauty” 😩 Jackson Lamb is clearly going to be one of my favorites on this show
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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That Babushkanov name revelation is all this needs for its Emmy award. I hope it will be submitted for consideration 🤲🏾
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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this is genuine cinema i’m in tears😭
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Smacked the face beat on too!! 😂 black people internet is just too wild
Nubian Queen (@TTesa_) profile pictureNubian Queen
@TTesa_Nov 2
I wasnt ready for this🤭
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She gets it. She just does
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Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare's writing on racist anti-immigration riots in London during his time. It is excellent. They have been banging the same drum for 400 years.
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crying in the morning thinking about these two being the reason I started coming out to my friends 💔 I still can’t believe he’s gone man
yac - SAW DIGGER!! (@yacinehowlett) profile pictureyac - SAW DIGGER!!@yacinehowlett9 May 2025
this is very important to me
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This is easily THE most DEVASTATING clapback I have ever heard, by any candidate, from either party. trump said he wants metal detectors for El-Sayed. El-Sayed says sure, but lie detectors for YOU. First question: EPSTEIN. He is SO good at this.🔥
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What year was this? 🤔
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FOVEVO@fovevoOct 29
There’s a drug that is killing gay men, and almost nobody is talking about it. Please watch, share, and know what to do. Knowing the risks and the signs of an overdose can save a life. ⚠️
FOVEVO (@fovevo) profile pictureFOVEVO@fovevoOct 29
The gay aging delusion is real because why do I genuinely think I’m 25 while I'm 37 😭
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We will be sat!!!
Netflix (@netflix) profile pictureNetflix
@netflixOct 29
Philomena Cunk is back and this time she's asking the hard-hitting questions about humankind's finest creation: MOVIES! Cunk on Cinema premieres November 15.
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@netflixOct 29
Philomena Cunk is back and this time she's asking the hard-hitting questions about humankind's finest creation: MOVIES! Cunk on Cinema premieres November 15.
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Too beautiful
mini⁷ ✿ (@venusjmi) profile picturemini⁷ ✿@venusjmiOct 28
Zara crying while watching the welcoming ceremony the Māori people in New Zealand prepared for her 😭❤️
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Do you need to be high on something for this to work?
BowTiedYukon (@BowTiedYukon) profile pictureBowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 25
This is gayer than getting a handjob from the homies
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Now I’m doing a deep dive into all the Brazilian politicians. This particular lady was the first woman elected to the Federal Senate of Brazil, the first woman Governor of Rio de Janeiro, she fought for amendments to the Constitution during the transition to democracy (y’all this woman right here put maternity leave AND equal pay into the Constitution) and was one of the people to sign the document, as she points out in this clip. Wow.
Sérgio Santos (@ZAMENZA) profile pictureSérgio Santos
@ZAMENZAOct 21
Esse vídeo da Benedita da Silva, aos 84 anos, com toda educação e serenidade possíveis, provando pro Hugo Motta e todos ali presentes que ela assinou a Constituição de 1988 com toda a sua bancada é de arrepiar qualquer um minimamente HUMANO.
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interestingly enough, it’s easier to lie to someone than it is to convince them that they've been lied to
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@brendasafraOct 27
já que estamos traduzindo os discursos da Erika pra galera de fora conhecer, eu adoraria de acrescentar esse aqui dela, que é simplesmente fenomenal:
Lili (@lililustra) profile pictureLili@lililustraOct 27
and she is a national treasure.
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