Thank you @automattic for sabbatical anniversary perks. I just got back from 3 months off and it was a wonderful way to celebrate another 5 years.

I saw an ad for some cute #tshirts but they didn’t have anything for #womenintech. I wrote asking why all the t-shirts were about dads in tech. Although it’s not a permanent fixture in their store they made this campaign for me. toptees.store/linux-funny-cl…

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Reds vs Giants! Great seats, great day.

At first I thought this account was trolling people. I can do that too, post a picture without a cat in it. 😆 But then I realized this is better than Where's Waldo/Wally. In the evenings, I've started getting my kids in on the search for the hidden kitty in every photo.

I am in complete awe. Pardon me while this pianist fangirls over @bencepeter. Stunning work! youtu.be/TjouNZZNE3g

My neighborhood HOA organizes food trucks twice a week at the park. We try to order something whenever they take the time for us to support our local small businesses. Someone should have told me though that this is what piña colada shaved ice tastes like. 🤣

My kids spent half of Spring Break with their dad. I asked if they went anywhere fun (because they usually do). “We drove to Wisconsin and bought cheese.” As one does I suppose? 😂😂😂

My daughter is trolling me 😏 at dinner. “Mom? I have a question about driving. If you press the accelerator and the brake at the same time, does it take a screenshot?” (intense giggling) #kids

Don’t do this at home: One of my early, early childhood exploits looked something like this, except I etched my first name starting A on A on my upright. 🤦🏻‍♀️ D was on C. E was correct. A was on F. After 20 years of constant playing I had worn it nearly away thankfully.

“Hey Siri, set an alarm for 12 pm.” “Your alarm is set for noon.” Noon, such a simple confirmation that it was understood and recorded correctly.

Felt too exhausted to cook dinner last night. Put together a DoorDash order, added the tip, and just stared at the $93 price tag and 45 minute wait. Called the restaurant directly for a pick up order, left the same size tip for the staff, saved $30 and got it 25 minutes faster.

Why is this the first Greek 🇬🇷 thing everyone thinks of? Can’t we all just sit by the sea watching the waves while eating baklava?

Listening to Gen X friends who went through the Bosnian War advise Ukraine friends on how to practice self-care, compartmentalize, and get used to the bombings/sirens is heartbreaking and mind-boggling.