tall and dumb

Queens, NY
Joined April 2009
unlike children, your cats will never intentionally steal your xanax
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yass the boreholes
Mayor @ZohranKMamdani: Anyone who has stood on a subway platform in August knows that our stations do not just get hot. They turn into underground saunas. This new thermal energy study will explore the possibility of using the heat that accumulates in this station over the summer to heat the municipal campus above us come winter. We would capture heat in boreholes underground and install a system of circulating pipes that use the heat to warm our municipal offices. This would be the first thermal energy system of its kind in any American transit system, a historic feat that would not only help the city to save money and limit steam consumption, but help us mitigate the extreme level of heat in our subway stations.
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this genuinely just being me talking to anyone at work
Average coworker dynamic
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manager pulling you aside for a conversation about your performance: “ceci n’est pas une pip”
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i cant believe they finally made a prequel
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Rare but unmistakable sounds- some men using a blow torch on the roof opposite me to weld some metal
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had a dream acme was short for academia and was convinced I finally understood looney tunes
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me to myself as next week approaches
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Zohran owes us a bus from Bushwick to Astoria
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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
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friend visiting next month asked if I wanted to go kayaking in the east river
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ok it finally clicked for me it’s that guy from X2
If you want to understand the next couple years, just know that this man has his hands in all sections of the government and he just hemmed and hawed *on camera* when asked whether humanity should continue
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and then I went and drove my jetski into that great big bunch of MOSS
Non-ironically OBSESSED with that MOSS detail on the jeans.🪡
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more like Zofran Mamdani because he prevents me from barfing at the thought of the current state of everything amirite
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if Gilded Age ever gets canceled I hope they end the entire show with a flash forward of everyone boarding the Titanic
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if you want to get read hard by your own phone search “wig” in your photos
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🎶 yeahhhhhh roses really smell like labububuuuu 🎶
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not the jersey DUI warning signs quoting Lana
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andrew retweeted
white people 2 weeks after a decade straight of terrorizing their loved ones with an opiate addiction
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