Works on computers. Married to the wonderful @morgancrow. Thoughts/opinions are my own.
Somewhere near Portland, OR
Joined March 2009
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I'm working with @woodson_martin to buy things from a list (a.co/gCpBCvr) to support immigrants trying to come into the USA in Brownsville, TX. They come out of detention with nothing, and these small donations make a huge difference on their journey.
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When modern configuration management came out, we didn't go around saying that we were replacing Sysadmins.
We said that those engineers were going to level up their skills and not spend so much time on manual tasks.
That's literally what AI is going to do.
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I never thought I was the kind of person to fall for a scam, and then I found myself agreeing to take over the spice mining operations on the desert planet Arrakis
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Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
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Remember when Robert Stack was out there lurking in the darkness in a trench coat every goddamn week just waiting to scare the living shit out of you?
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This drone shot of Buenos Aires is INCREDIBLE 🔥
(🎥: Ale Petra)
nitter.gq/kardosomedia/status/16…
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hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates
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This is so sad. Grant was a passionate, enthusiastic, talented and hard working journalists. I messaged him just the other day about his rainbow statement, always finding and reporting the stories that matter, but importantly, such a lovely guy. Love to his family ❤️
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LeBron James offered his remembrance of journalist Grant Wahl tonight in Philadelphia. Wahl, who died at the age of 48 while covering the World Cup in Qatar, wrote the first Sports Illustrated cover story on James - “The Chosen One” - when LeBron was still a teenager.
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What devastating news. The loss of a brilliant journalist and wonderful person. An example and inspiration to so many. On behalf of the @theofficialfwa, sincere condolences. RIP. – at Doha, Qatar
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American social safety net:
ALT Plastic wrapped phone box with sign reading “Emergency phone not installed, please do not have an emergency at this location”
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Why I left @twitter or rather why I did not sign up for “extremely hardcore” Twitter 2.0
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fondly remember, of all the hours you scrolled twitter in the bathroom, sewers were there for you first.
and we’ll be there for you last.
