Playwright. Off-West End nominated. Back at it. The Me Plays · In/Out (A Feeling) · The We Plays · HE(ART). New play in development.

Joined February 2009
Internal notice. After roughly a decade on extended leave, I am returning to my role as a playwright. No action is required from you at this time. Further information will be shared in due course. Thank you for your continued patience.
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Remember the freakout when a supercomputer beat the best chess player in the world and everyone declared the game over, and then everyone forgot about it (and chess-playing computers) and chess became more popular than ever and a hit Netflix show? Man vs. machine is fleetingly interesting but machine vs. machine is boring and pointless: nobody cares about interacting machines because there’s no human soul in the mix with emotions and moral agency. It’s just slop squared. The only machine chatter anyone will care about (and then only indirectly) will be that between agents booking your flights, buying your groceries, etc. And it’ll be about as interesting as TCP/IP to most people. AI actually puts the focus on the human more, not less.
Moltbook is interesting conceptually but if you actually go read it it’s torrents of the lowest quality slop you’ve ever come across. Not sure why anyone would willingly subject themselves to dead internet. Until some interesting emergent behavior arises it’s useless
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Using Claude Code for the first time. I'm a complete novice, used to code HTML for fun in 99/00. This is unbelievable, its like someone just put magic into my computer.
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THIS - When these sh'ithouse MPs are talking about homes, they're talking about Drywalled tiny boxes, stacked high, most of them now-a-days build to rent so you can't even own them... We're being completely sold down the river.
Lady in blue, "And homes. Let's be honest. Most of the time we're talking about flats" "We're not talking about houses where people can grow into" "I see families in these tiny little flats who feel so happy they own their own home but they haven't got room to enjoy their home" "Are we actually going to build houses for people to live in and enjoy. Are they going to be affordable?"
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Fantastic production of The Pitchfork Disney on @KingsHeadThtr right now. One of my fave plays by my fave writer. Company nailed it. Well worth 90mins of your time.
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I don’t tend to tweet at all these days but I just wanted to say I saw Stereophonic on West End at the weekend and it was absolutely incredible top to bottom.
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When did and I suppose HOW did Chinese food suddenly become necessary to sell a kidney for a decent meal? £10 for 8 chicken balls with sweet and sour sauce? I’m all for people getting paid…..but seriously?
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There’s something deeply unsettling about very comfortable middle-aged middle class centrists in the Home Counties and Zone 2 London all eagerly logging on to demand that young working-class British men be are sent to risk their lives in Ukraine. It’s honestly disgusting.
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Dead proud of @jamieeastlake one of the industries good guys who gives and asks for nothing in return and deserves everything coming to him.
Open Door, an ambitious new talent development programme by Newcastle Theatre Royal in partnership with Eastlake Productions launches today to support the creative industry’s next generation of artists and theatre makers.🎭 Find out more. ℹ️ shorturl.at/O3K4p
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Can anyone tell me why Joe and the Juice near Baker Street station has doormen? Walk past daily and I'm absolutely fascinated. They look double hard so I daren't ask them.
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A fantastic show, not to be missed!!
The only thing reviews can’t tell you about are the spoilers… So come find them out in person! Book your tickets to watch at The Egg Theatre, @derbytheatre @The_Lowry (All linked in our bio🔗) Photography by Lucy Hayes
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Andrew Maddock retweeted
Having withdrawals from amazing theatre after seeing Subterranea and Gerry & Sewell? 🤔 Our next main house production is the fantastic new piece ‘Doomgate’ from @HannahSowerby1 @lynnepatrick & Jamie McLeish. 📝(@CarpetTimeProd ) 🎭 An episodic, dark comedy full of twists and turns perfect for this haunting month 😱 Tickets available from laurelswhitley.co.uk 📲
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Andrew Maddock retweeted
We're doing a play. It's about debt. It's funny. It hasn't got ACE funding, and it's a lot of blood, sweat and tears. Ifyou've not been to a theatre in years, never been at all, or don't feel like theatre's for you, this show IS FOR YOU! Starts 19th Nov. laurelswhitley.co.uk
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Flock @sohotheatre is well worth an hour of your time. 6.45pm start, a really touching, well written and performed story of young people within the care system. Bravo to @PlayingON_
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This the quality you get with a @TaylorWimpey flat @NHBC how half these pass your quality checks is beyond me….total con. House builders are the biggest fraudsters going.
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Pretty sure thats duct tape holding my windows up @TaylorWimpey and on a section of my property thats out of my bounds so only discovering nearly 5 years later, @NHBC please give some help this time, don't just protect your paymaster!
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Swinging through Edinburgh fest tomorrow I’ve got two under five’s in tow so I won’t get to see anything I really want but if anyone can recommend anything for kids that’s proper decent I’m all ears!!!
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Lads, forget about your imaginary culture wars. This is what you should be kicking off about.
Adil Ray reading out the huge profits made by the profiteering energy companies and the massive salaries paid to fat cat bosses, while the head of Ofgem nods along. Well done Adil #GMB
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