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PNW + Mediterranean | Tech lead | Here just for fun

Madrid
Joined November 2007
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I speak for everyone when I say: Fuck you, EA.
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THE (HALF) STARS HAVE ALIGNED!
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck
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New ad by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products.
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¿En qué momento se normalizó que un chiringuito privado tenga la potestad de cortarnos acceso en pro de sus intereses?
In Spain, my country, we have a mafia called @laliga. They block random @Cloudflare IPs whenever there is football on TV to "stop pirates". I don't watch football, I am trying to download a @HelloCivitai workflow to create videos for work, but I can't because my third world country blocks me. It's 2026. Shameful.
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Can't get my head round the media saying a robot has beaten Usain Bolt's record. I used to beat Usain Bolt's record every day in my old Mini. Has the entire world gone fucking mad?
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Not only were kids reading 700 and 800-page Harry Potter books in a single day, they were writing, without AI, fan-fiction that frequently surpassed the length of those books. The fact that people can no longer believe this happened only shows how steep our decline has been.
saw a post from a zoomer saying they dont believe harry potter books were for children because children could never read books that large
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one of the twists in real world AI is that, in scifi, it was assumed that the danger would be that we'd raise the machine to the level of a human soul. but to be honest, it seems we're most in danger of debasing the human soul to the level of machine.
Trying not to angry cry. The organization my deceased friend served for years "wrote" him a memorial on Facebook, but they couldn't even be bothered to delete the AI prompt they used. The top of the post says, "Certainly. Here's a shorter, heartfelt version." He deserves better.
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This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.
also btw I don’t think you have to bring your snotty, screaming crotch gremlin to the coffee shop and let it cough and scream while it shits up it's back and fills the diaper with piss around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. have coffee at home
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We think this pilot arriving into Dublin Airport this morning might be Spanish 😂🇪🇸
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First-ever simultaneous #FIFAWorldCup and #FIFAWWC holders: Spain. 🇪🇸🤩
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El permiso de maternidad debería empezar cuando acaba la baja médica por cesárea. Y de esta burra no me baja nadie. Incluso os diría que el permiso de maternidad debería empezar dos semanas después de un parto vaginal sin complicaciones.
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hay toda una generación con síndrome de estocolmo que están enamorados de su absoluta falta de derechos mínimos (y se rayan si tú no)
Replying to @anabolenatudor
Mi marido el tercer día no pudo venir ni al hospital. Así era la vida hace 20 años.
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Si te da pereza animar a España contra Bélgica, recuerda que Felipe el Hermoso ejerció un tremendo maltrato psicológico, social y político contra nuestra reina doña Juana, hasta prácticamente anularla como persona. Hazlo por la reina doña Juana! #Aporellos #EspañaBélgica 🇪🇸🇧🇪
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Si el padre y la madre no trabajan, plaza en guardería pública y comedor. Si trabajan los dos, se quedan sin plaza y búscate la vida para conciliar. Si los parados encuentran trabajo, les quitamos la plaza en la guardería. Por más vueltas que le doy no lo entiendo…
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You can be repulsed by the general idea that there's a trillionaire while also being repulsed by the specific idea that it's Elon Musk.
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