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andy heuser

@andy_heuser

I'm not clever enough for this.

 Denton, TX
Joined October 2012
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Anyone else cry whenever they see the episode where Gerry becomes mayor of Pawnee???? No?? Just me??,, ok
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@andy_heuser popping a very muddy wheelie just outside of the oasis at about 79 miles into midsouthgravel #cyclinglife #cycling #gravelbike #gravel #rideyourbike #oklahomagravel #dirtroads… instagram.com/p/B95FFV-HKzB/…
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Say hello to our 2019 Volleyball Pep Band! See y’all on Friday!!!
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I don’t need Tesla autopilot I have my left knee
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Jamis Bikes@jamisbikes9 Jul 2019
Now that's a next level #BottleCapChallenge 📸 by @cameron_baker11 @michael_calland_05
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In a sea of carbon one classic brand stands out in cat 2 ⁦@RideSchwinn⁩ #paramount #steel ⁦@suncitycrit⁩ ⁦@USACRITS⁩
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If you’re reading this it’s too late
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Wout van Aert and Mathieu van der Poel have ridden in the same race for 134 times since they were Junior. And always one of them stood on the podium ... until today. #cxfacts
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I bet @LATechVB is watching "The Room" on the warm bus ride back to Louisiana. Phenomenal job tonight @MeanGreenVB! You tore them apart Lisa! #theroom #gmg #warmupthebus #MGStandard
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#10 is the reason why we have such low voter turnout. But in all seriousness, today is your last day to register to vote. Make sure you do it. I know #10 hasn't🤬
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#6 is truly missing out on an outstanding prom experience. I was going to buy her a 5 star meal, and a pretty green dress! Not to mention a lovely bouquet of flowers! So sad...
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Charlotte took a quick bathroom break, so I kept their benches warm for them. A true act of kindness! @MeanGreenVB @NTScrappy @MeanGreenSports #lightthetower #warmupthebus #gmg
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Tough games against @SFA_Volleyball and @CalPolyVolley, but at least we have better taste in movies. Catch us at our next game against @FIUVolleyball on 9/30. Game starts at 1pm! @MeanGreenSports @MeanGreenVB #GMG18 #meangreen #meangreenvball #vballband #whiteboard
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If this gets 500 retweets I’ll pound a RedBull on the startline of the Nationals Road Race and post the video.
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James Huang@angryasian29 Apr 2018
While I appreciate it when drivers give cyclists the right of way (even when it isn’t necessary), what I like more is when they just do what they’re supposed to do. When it comes to safety when riding on the road, being predictable means more to me than being nice.
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Happy birthday, I was a better cello player than you then and I still am now.
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I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone
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Madeline@maddiefarace11 Oct 2017
why do old people drive so slow they barley have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
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So no one was gonna sit me down in 2012 and tell me I was gay? Y'all had to just let me figure it out myself?????
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