1 of the UK's top 50 tall, white, glasses-wearing, male stand up comedians. Listen to my podcast (ofc I have a podcast) @gr8podcongrats

Joined February 2010
Live Comedy this Monday Night with Headliner Andy from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Support from Alfie Dundas, David Jeffries and Kate McGann! *****- Voice Mag ****- The Skinny ****- Broadway Baby ****- Fest ****- Ed Fest Mag Tickets £7 smokeandmirrorsbar.com/ticke…
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Next Weeks Joke & Mirrors Headliner is the fantastic Andy Field! Join Host Dani Johns and some of Bristols' finest support from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Supporting acts are Alfie Dundas, David Jefferies and Kate McGann! Tickets from £7pp at smokeandmirrorsbar.com/ticke…
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Tom Jones sits in with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and cranks up "Long Time Gone" to eleven. You’ll never hear a more rockin’ version.
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I fully recommend being shit at football. There's so much less pressure. I play 7 a-side every week and never improve. Must have given the ball away 20 times today. A mate shouted at me to stop backheeling it to no one and I just laughed. Same again next week, can't wait
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London's finest comics are back to bring you lots of laughs this Tuesday! 😍🔥 @VinnyShiu @AlfiePackham @BeckyUmbers @AlexKitson0 @andyfieldhello
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Everyone loves my bukkake parties. People come from all around
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Andy Field retweeted
Game 2: 🗓️ Tue, 13th Aug 🌤️ First home game of the season, @DHFC vs @hendonfc @andyfieldhello & @cb12203 on comms and I’m on the Twitter updates. 👉 shorturl.at/3zca5
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Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor
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I've got a joke about how Sean Connery refers to his sister's daughter, but it's niche
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If you shit yourself wearing ass-less trousers it's just doing a poo
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and if a bukayo saka bus, crashes into us
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Talking to an older woman is fun until its like wait why are you single at 25 😭
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Did the people who named Worcestershire sauce think they'd done a good job? It's hard to say
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Congratulations to the couple who got engaged as @LimpBizkit performed "Break Stuff" at Download Festival.
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Can't believe a pedophile qualified for the Olympics. I didn't even know that was a sport
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He looks like a medieval panel of a saint holding the instrument of his martyrdom
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Now that the Euros have started I can finally update my wall chart 🙌🙌🙌
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The Euors 2024 have officially started! We are kicking off the celebrations with a very special game of Comedian VS Footballer Guess Who with @HugeDavies and @andyfieldhello! Check it out 👉 youtu.be/4IoaHFoJdkQ
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