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Stage left at @ististmusic. Rufus and Doug’s dad.

Manchester
Joined May 2009
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Fair play we lost the game twice and still salvaged a point, thanks for the memories etc etc, but time for Carrick to go. We’re getting relegated otherwise.
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Dalot is the thickest, shittest cunt to ever wear the shirt. An utter embarrassment that he’s played over 250 games for us. Tells you everything you ever need to know about the standards of modern day United.
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Lammens is a problem
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State of Martinez. Constantly stupid and desperate ‘defending’. Get him fucked off.
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Friday 13th November. 10:00.
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What a bunch of incompetent twats we have running and ruining our great club. Either can’t decide who they want in next or are finalising a deal, but we all know Carrick is a dead man walking and the BEST IN CLASS board can’t put a legend and clearly decent man out of his misery
🚨 Michael Carrick will be given chance to turn results around. Carrick is taking training at Carrington, staff + players preparing #MUFC for Saturday trip to Chelsea. More @TheAthleticFC soon.
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“The protest over the involvement of an Arsenal fan seemed particularly absurd when you consider that City's own defending barrister, Lord David Pannick KC, is also an Arsenal fan.” 😂😂
Some examples here of why Premier League rivals have so little empathy for City’s situation. It is not only the substance of the allegations, but how they have acted since. From a report in 2023 on @TheAthleticFC
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Good ebening to all the knuckle dragging Berties who piled on in response to this… ✌🏼
They’re just laughing in everyone’s faces aren’t they. A casual £325m on their midfield re-jig and close to half a billion in total this summer alone whilst the charges remain unresolved almost 2 years after the hearing. Scum.
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What a day to support the greatest club in the world 🔴⚪️⚫️
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SCUM
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Carrick looks like a manager rolling the dice already. Doesn’t seem like he knows what the problems with the team are and certainly doesn’t know how to sort it. Clearly doesn’t fancy Santos and that already looks like a waste of £50m. No idea how it’s gone so bad so quickly.
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Will take a fortunate equaliser, got to ride your luck. But fuck me it was another disgraceful performance.
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Biggest killer for United this season is the amount of goals they’ll concede. 10 in 5 games already. When you’re light up front, having to score at least 2 goals a game to get a result isn’t going to work.
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United are in serious, serious trouble this season. Underinvestment with a bigger fixture list coming up, manager won’t ever make a positive in-game change, we’re feeble and braindead at the back and toothless up front. They handled us easily even after a red card. Miles off it.
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Our new song, “Who’s That” is now available! TheWarOnDrugs.lnk.to/WhosTha… We recorded it at my warehouse in beautiful Burbank, California. Wherever you are, make sure to crank it up. We love you all and we thank you for supporting us.
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Just fuck right off. Sort of absolute bollocks that only happens against us. That cunt is never scoring a goal like that again as long as he’s got a hole in his arse.
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Man who presents himself as the only viable alternative Prime Minister says he just doesn’t listen in meetings.
We’re back! #bbclaurak Farage tells me he ‘frankly wasn’t listening’ when his former chief of staff and undercover reporters were discussing donations of thousands of pounds
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They’re just laughing in everyone’s faces aren’t they. A casual £325m on their midfield re-jig and close to half a billion in total this summer alone whilst the charges remain unresolved almost 2 years after the hearing. Scum.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷 Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale. Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.
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Haha what the fuck is a ‘venue facility fee’?!
Four SEATED tickets for @fontainesdublin at the @TheO2 🤢 what a rip off.
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