DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
โWe don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill OโReilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Thank you District 20A for your trust and support! I am honored to have your vote of re-election to the MN House of Representatives!
Serving the great State of Minnesota in the legislature is a responsibility I take very seriously. Please know Iโll continue to work hard to make a better future for our children, families, communities, farmers and businesses!
May God Bless and protect you all!!!
Rep. Pam Altendorf
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Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Continued:
Those aren't Republican ambitions or Democratic ambitions.
They're American ambitions.
So congratulations, my friends. Enjoy your victory. You've earned that right.
But yesterday you won an election. Today you inherited responsibility.
The campaign is over. The promises are now obligations. And the political theater needs to give way to governing.
You don't have to embrace my political philosophy. You don't even have to like those four letters.
But if you've accepted the responsibility of leading this country forward, then you've accepted the responsibility of making America greater than you found it.
And in that sense, congratulations. You're MAGA now.
Not because you've joined a movement, but because you've inherited a responsibility that should transcend every movement.
๐'๐บ ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป
I hope you succeed. I truly do.
Because before I'm a conservative, before I'm a Republican, and before I identify with any political movement, I'm an American.
I want this republic to thrive. I want our children to inherit a better country. And I don't care which political party gets the credit if the American people are the ones who benefit.
Making America great was never supposed to be about who wins an election. It was supposed to be about what happens to America afterward.
So celebrate your victory.
Now get to work.
And prove me wrong.
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
This๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
๐๐ป ๐ข๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ผ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ๐ณ๐: ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐'๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ผ๐.
By Daniel Ferrer
To my friends on the left, and everyone celebrating the election results:
Congratulations. You won.
And I mean that sincerely. The voters have spoken, your candidates won, and that's how our constitutional republic works. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. A lost battle isn't a lost war.
But there's something wonderfully ironic about your victory that I don't think many of you have considered.
Congratulations. You're MAGA now.
Before you get upset, hear me out.
For years, those four letters have been treated as an insult, a partisan identity, and something to be defeated. But strip away the personalities, the politics, and the noise for a moment. What do they actually mean?
Make America Great Again.
George Washington wanted to establish a republic that would endure. Abraham Lincoln fought to preserve the Union. John F. Kennedy challenged Americans to serve something greater than themselves. Ronald Reagan believed in America's limitless potential. Bill Clinton spoke of rebuilding the American dream.
Different men, different parties, different philosophies. But they shared one fundamental ambition: leaving America stronger than they found it.
They didn't call it MAGA. They didn't have to.
The desire to make America greater didn't begin with one president, and it shouldn't belong to one political party.
And now, my friends, that responsibility belongs to your newly elected representatives.
You campaigned on affordability, healthcare, housing, economic opportunity, and making life better for working Americans. The voters listened and handed you the keys.
Now let's see you drive.
๐ช๐ถ๐ป๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ ๐ข๐ป๐ฒ ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด. ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ ๐๐ป๐ผ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ.
Because winning an election is one thing. Governing is something entirely different.
Campaigning is about promises. Governing is about delivering them. It's easy to criticize what's wrong, blame someone else, and tell voters how much better things could be. It's considerably harder to produce results.
Americans don't need another victory speech or another round of political theater. They need relief from rising costs, opportunities to build wealth, affordable housing, accessible healthcare, and a government that measures success by the lives it improves rather than the headlines it generates.
You told the American people you had solutions.
Now show us.
And to my friends celebrating today, I have one simple request: Hold your candidates accountable.
You supported them. You believed their promises. You helped put them into office. Now demand results. Don't confuse loyalty to a political party with loyalty to your country. And don't allow another election cycle of finger-pointing to become an acceptable substitute for governing.
Because winning an argument doesn't pay someone's mortgage, and winning an election doesn't automatically improve anyone's life.
๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐ ๐ฒ ๐ช๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป๐ด
I remain firmly committed to my conservative principles. I believe in limited government, fiscal responsibility, individual liberty, free enterprise, and personal accountability. And I remain convinced that many of the policies your candidates advocate are the exact opposite of what this country needs.
But I genuinely hope you prove me wrong.
Because I don't need America to fail to prove that I'm right.
I'd much rather be proven wrong while watching this country prosper than be proven right while watching it struggle.
And I would hope anyone who genuinely loves this country feels the same way.
Somewhere along the line, we've become so consumed with which political party gets credit that we've forgotten what the credit is supposed to be for.
A stronger economy. Greater opportunity. Safer communities. A better future for our children. A republic worthy of the sacrifices made to preserve it.
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
So Minnesota is going to have and AG that is involved in fraud and pardons pedophiles. A senator that was Lt. Governor during all the fraud and only had 1 brain cell. A governor that has been in politics for 20+ years and has done nothing for crime and fraud. All because the bleeding heart liberal lunatics care more about illegals, fraud, crime and corruption than honest hard working citizens. ๐ letโs see how this works for us. ๐ฟ
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
๐จMake MN History Today!
โ๏ธVOTE - Nov. 3rd, 2026
This is MNโs 1776!
Time to change leadership in this state!
Time to go a new political direction!
#SaveOurState
โEND Fraud
โCUT Taxes
#VoteRepublican
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
The trannies can have their flags and wave them in your face, but you can't wear a shirt highlighting biological reality because it could offend them.
Free speech means nothing to these activist organizations.
I was just forcefully removed from a @ThornsFC game for the crime of wearing an @xx_xyathletics t-shirt. I am in shock. We peacefully wore our shirts. We were assaulted by fans. Then WE were forced to leave โ with FORCE by stadium security. I am utterly in shock.
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
๐จ LISTEN: This voter walked into the booth thinking about gas, groceries, and rent, and walked out with the best case for voting red you'll hear all year.
"I realized this election is about far more than gas and groceries."
"I couldn't see myself voting for a party that hates America, apologizes for our country, is ashamed of our flag, and wants to rewrite our history."
"So I voted red, not because Republicans get everything right, but because I believe we can only fix this country if we still have a country left to fix."
That's it. That's the whole election.
Vote RED.
Listen to every word
โI voted. I was standing in that voting booth thinking about high gas prices, expensive groceries, housing costs and the financial pressure on working families. Then my mind went to France, to Dearborn, Michigan and I realized this election is about far more than gas and groceries.
It's about our future, radical Islam, national security, illegal immigration, our borders, education, parental rights, sex and gender policies, and the values our children inherit.
I couldn't see myself voting for a party that hates America, apologizes for our country, is ashamed of our flag, and wants to rewrite our history and abandon our values.
So I voted red, not because Republicans get everything right, always do right by everyday Americans, or are free from corruption, but because I believe we can only fix this country if we still have a country left to fixโ
I could not have said it better myself. Voting Blue is literally voting to end America and for the eventual Islamic takeover of America. Voting Democrat means being wiped out by illegals, having our elections permanently rigged, our culture replaced and never having a way out
Everyone needs to vote Red like your life depends on it because it does
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
I don't care if every poll says Democrats are winning by a mile. That's what they said about Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris.
Ignore the polls. Go vote.
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
๐ฅ **Michael Rapaport just said what millions of Americans need to hear. And he's absolutely right.**
Imagine hating ONE MAN so much that you're willing to sacrifice your own financial security, your family's safety, and your children's future just to spite him.
Trump won't be president forever. But the policies you vote for today can affect your life for DECADES.
Your taxes don't care about your political feelings. Your grocery bill doesn't care who you hate. And criminals certainly don't check your party affiliation before victimizing you.
**You don't have to love Donald Trump. You don't even have to LIKE him.**
But if your entire political identity revolves around hating him, you've stopped thinking about what's best for your country and started letting one man control your decisions.
**Hatred is not a political platform. TDS is not a retirement plan. And voting out of spite is not a substitute for common sense.**
America will still be here long after Trump leaves office.
Make sure it's an America your children will be proud to inherit. ๐บ๐ธ
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
What interests me about Caitlin Clarkโs first signature shoe is what Nikeโs commitment says about the audience it believes she can reach.
The Caitlin 1 launched globally on October 1. According to Nike CEO Elliott Hill, it was the companyโs largest womenโs signature shoe launch, reaching 5,000 stores.
That is a serious commercial bet.
A signature shoe asks something different of a fan than watching a highlight. It asks them to choose an athleteโs identity as something they want to wear, play in and associate themselves with.
That is where a basketball star can become part of the culture beyond the basketball audience.
The opportunity with Clark is bigger than selling shoes to people who already watch the Fever. It is reaching the kid discovering the sport, the parent buying that first pair, and the player who connects with how she approaches the game.
Launch size isn't a lifetime sales record. The real test will be repeat purchases, future models and whether that connection lasts.
But putting her debut in 5,000 stores tells us Nike sees room for something substantial.
People can keep debating whether the attention is excessive.
Nike has given that attention shelf space.
#WNBA #CaitlinClark
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Everybody eats, but not everyone farms.
I'm proud to come from a generational family farm and ranch. Working alongside my dad taught me the value of faith, family, and hard work.
Our farmers feed America and the world. A nation that can't feed its own people can never truly be secure.
Thank you to the farmers who work tirelessly to put food on our tables every day.
Happy National Farmers Day!
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
At some point, we have to stop talking about Caitlin Clark as a phenomenon and start talking about her as what she has become:
One of the best basketball players in the world.
The crowds are real.
The ratings are real.
The attention she has brought to the WNBA is real.
But none of that should overshadow the basketball anymore.
Clark just finished her third WNBA season averaging 22.3 points and 8.3 assists per game, becoming the first player in league history to finish a season in the top three in both scoring and assists. She helped orchestrate the highest-scoring offense the WNBA has ever seen.
And when the MVP votes were counted, she finished fourth in the league, behind Aโja Wilson, Olivia Miles and her own teammate Kelsey Mitchell.
Think about how quickly the conversation has changed.
Three years ago, the question was whether her college game would translate.
Then it was whether she could handle the physicality of the WNBA.
Then whether all the attention surrounding her was bigger than her actual impact on the court.
We have those answers now.
Clark isnโt great because she brings people into arenas.
She isnโt great because millions of people watch her.
And she isnโt great because she can pull up from the logo.
Sheโs great because she controls games.
The shooting gets the highlights, but the passing, pace, vision and ability to create offense are becoming just as important to who she is as a player.
The celebrity came first.
The superstardom followed.
But now?
The basketball speaks for itself.
๐ค Made with AI
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
The referees gift wrapped that MVP to Aโja. It was given, NOT EARNED.
THIS IS THE REAL MVP. ๐
Three-time WNBA champion
Two-time WNBA Finals MVP
Three-time KIA WNBA Defensive Player of the Year
Eight-time WNBA All-Star
Five-time All-WNBA First Team selection
Four-time WNBA All-Defensive First Team member
FIVE TIME @Kia WNBA MVP.
From her first to her fifth, and everything in between, a look back at Aโja Wilsonโs career throughout the years.
#KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Letโs just forget about Caitlin Clark finishing 4th in MVP voting, Olivia Miles coming in SECOND and receiving 6 first place votes directly points to just how unserious of a league the WNBA keeps showing us it is.
There isnโt ONE singular major statistic where she cracks the top 3 and even better yet TOP 5. Her team was the number 1 seed just the year prior so it wasnโt as if she lead them to new found territory.
How is that worthy of being a clear and away MVP runner up you ask? ITS NOT๐จplayers are now being propped up to bring Caitlin Clark down. ITS SICKENING ๐
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Tonight Jalon Daniels won his first game as an NFL quarterback.
He was on the Prime Video set afterward when he stopped talking and waved somebody over.
"Ma, come here. Ma, come here."
Her name is Star.
Jalon Daniels' father made it clear he was not going to be part of their lives. Here is what his mother decided to do about that.
"I wanted to make sure that he never felt that feeling of not having Dad there."
So she worked full time for an insurance company and took a second seasonal job at Toys R Us.
She drove him to Pop Warner practices. She would not let him sleep over at friends' houses until high school, though he could bring ten of them to hers anytime.
And when he wanted to go to a party, there was a condition. She parked outside of it.
"She let me know when it was time to leave," he says, laughing. "An hour and a half before the party ended, we were on our way home."
Here is the other thing she told him, over and over.
She wanted him to grow up to be the kind of man anybody's daughter could bring home to her mother.
Now the football, which nobody handed him either.
His sophomore year at Narbonne High School in Los Angeles, the coaches moved him back down to the freshman team.
He transferred to Lawndale High School, won the job, and Lawndale went 14 and 2 and took the first state championship in school history.
His first scholarship offer came from Tennessee-Martin. He committed to Middle Tennessee State. Then Kansas came to see him in December of his senior year, and he flipped.
He gave the Kansas Jayhawks six seasons. In 2021 he beat Texas in Austin, where Kansas had not won a game since 1938. In 2022 he threw for 544 yards in the Liberty Bowl. Then a back injury took 2023 away, and most players leave at that point.
He stayed. He graduated with a 3.58 GPA. He was voted team captain four times, which no Kansas player had ever done. And with the first real money he was ever allowed to earn, he started a foundation for single mothers raising athletic children.
He named it after her.
In April, all 32 teams passed on him for seven rounds. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers signed him as an undrafted free agent on May 8.
Tonight was his second career start. He went 19 of 25 for 189 yards and threw a touchdown to Bucky Irving. The Buccaneers beat the Dallas Cowboys 24 to 16 for their first win of the season after losing their first four.
One win does not make anybody an NFL quarterback, and he would tell you that himself.
But when the cameras finally found him, the first thing he did was make sure they found her too.
"No matter what, I was present, and he always knew I was present."
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
๐จ BREAKING: Following two shootings linked to Somali gangs in the south metro, the Police Officers Federation of Minneapolis has ENDORSED Lisa Demuth over Amy Klobuchar for Governor.
The message is clear.
Republicans will support law enforcement and help keep Minnesotans safe.
Andy Meyer ยฉ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
MINNESOAT... #1 PER CAPITA FOR HEALTHCARE-RELATED FRAUD
Minnesota didn't accidentally become a fraud magnet.
This isn't a โmistake.โ This isn't a couple bad checks slipping through the cracks. This is a PATTERN. When fraud becomes this widespread, coordinated and repetitive, stop treating it like a bunch of random accidents. Call it what is is sure looks like organized crime!







































