May the bridges I burn light the way. #GoCubsGo #WeAre

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Joined May 2009
Outlook’s email search is horrible
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Adrienne retweeted
found an incredible YouTube channel--guy from Ohio uploads full noirs and does late-night TV style intros while dressed as a gumshoe
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"our great-grandmothers were so much happier staying home with no jobs" congrats on the generational wealth, I hope your great-grandma waved at mine as she walked to her full-time job at the factory
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52 years ago this month, Sesame Street debuted the iconic "I Can Remember. " You ready? "A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.” "A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.”
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yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever been a super talkative, enthusiastic person but slowly over the years and after trauma you watch yourself become more quieter and quieter to the point where that enthusiastic bubbly person just isn't who you are anymore?
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Every #WorldSeries there’s a video that goes viral and shows some concept that every one pretends isn’t baseball 101 and inspires a million bad takes. Here’s a drill for you all to review during the off season. usabdevelops.com/page/1363/d…
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missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life
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No Child Left Behind was passed in 2001 and fundamentally changed the way US teachers are allowed to teach. There’s no time to help kids find books that spark their curiosity when you’ve got to train them for standardized tests to secure the school’s funding that pays your salary
My Roman Empire: Illiteracy is so common that when someone online misunderstands something you said and gets angry at you for something you didn’t even say, there’s a very good chance thet they literally just can’t read.
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FANTASIA’S HIT “WHEN I SEE U” WAS ACTUALLY WRITTEN FOR 11 YEAR OLD TORI KELLY??!!! WOAHHHH 🤯 (clip of tori’s demo in video)
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I miss childhood when all i really worried about was the Bermuda Triangle.
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They named a new elementary school building in Missouri after the janitor at their school. This rocks so much
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I’ve been at the Philly Portal for 30 minutes and it’s amazing. A guy in Lithuania approached the camera, unfolded a piece of paper and it said “GO BIRDS.” The way we all screamed!
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We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth
you don’t have a crush. you have attachment issues and someone is giving you attention
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Adrienne retweeted
female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder
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unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world
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what happened to movies being free on amazon when you're a prime member? why is everything these days paying for a membership, and then still having to pay for everything within that membership?
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"As a woman, I am empathetic towards my mother, but as a daughter, I am angry"
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Adrienne retweeted
why Moo Deng always in the bowl
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8 years ago today, the @Cubs pulled off an improbable 9th inning comeback to clinch a spot in the NLCS! The rest is history 🏆
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