@andyzipp

100% dumb AF 100% of the time

 Does it matter?
Joined June 2008
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New #OffDay with #BallparkNation Goodbye John and Tom Aggies/Horns Outlook YT: youtu.be/odG09TmY9e APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 @andyzipp
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New #OffDay with #BallparkNation Special guest: @SEUAthletics Volleyball coach Jeremy Garcia! YT: youtube.com/watch?v=0GMCS7QE… APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 @andyzipp
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New #OffDay with #BallparkNation Astros GM Search Sark/Arch Hot Seat YT: youtu.be/wTYrJc-mcxs APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 @andyzipp
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New #OffDay with #BallparkNation Sark CAN develop QBs, just not blind ones Public school teachers aren't cutting off weiners Texans don't care Return to Crystal Lake YT:youtu.be/jP583aY2Wjs APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 @andyzipp
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How are we supposed believe that maniacally eating McDonald's is going to kill you when this shit is still going on?
Jamie Dupree
@jamiedupreeOct 19
This just in
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Done. Y’all can go ahead and turn off the political ads now.
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I need a ruling @ballparknation...is this an ad for the new Clayface movie?
Ally@OhMyItsAllyOct 13
LOL Ken Paxton? THIS Ken Paxton? In a fight? I’d pay good fucking money to see him try to fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Ain’t no damn way a single human on this earth has ever been scared of that dork.
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If only Hillary had experience coming in 5th...
Acyn
@AcynOct 13
Riley Gaines: Hillary Clinton might be the only person in America who thinks that her loss belongs in the conversation…
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There are 5 Home2 Suites in Fort Worth, and exactly zero of them are owned by Hilton. Cultural Dist owned by Ad Astra, managed by Lexima. SW City View, Lotus Lodging Lake Worth Landmark Lodging North Lake Whitestone Fossil Creek DFW Hospitality Group Contact one of them
Will Seccombe
@TroutLineOct 13
Hey @Hilton. I had a very bad experience today at the Home2Suites in Fort Worth. I have spent over a month of the year at this property and very much appreciate the team, their attitude and hospitality. Even today, I checked in on line at 3, show up around 6, long line, no room ready, check my bags, give them room to breath, come back 90 min later, told that not sure if there was a room availabile, first come first served, I get it , solve the problem in front of you. But shit service for a loyal guest. I have to give your one front desk agent Natalie 10* and a strong recommendation for promotion, No rooms were ready , I watched her deal with, other people in checked into rooms that were not clean , etc. and she was calm, cool and collected. When I returned around 7, fortunately for me there was a room on the 3rd floor - the room reccomended for me - that i checked into on my app at 3 ish - was on the 2nd floor and the hard working housekeeping team was just leaving 3rd floor when i got to my room at 7:30 - heading to the 2nd. But good news @ 7:48 I got a text - "Exciting News, your room is ready." So it is EXCITING that my room is ready nearly 5 hours after it was promisesd? Fix it and take really good care of the people that you put in front of this cluster... they deserve it.
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Somehow the “Miriam” commercial is the worst of them all.
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New #OffDay with #BallparkNation Astros Autopsy part 1 Ted Lasso reaction YT: youtu.be/jNbYhlpW96o APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 @andyzipp
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Cool. Now do Bo French.
Texas Born / SoCal Livin’ 🤘🏽@TexasEXinCASep 26
Post-Game Reporter asked Colin about his celebration: “All week Tennessee Fans were making fun of our Indian students saying they were trash and would defecate everywhere. I took that personally so I gave them what they asked for and pissed in their faces. That’s how I roll.”
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The White Sox have a Pope. The best we’ll be able to muster is Joel Osteen…
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Excerpt from todays #OffDay with #BallparkNation as we shoutout our good friends the @mkemilkmen going for the @americanassociation championship tonight! #GoMoo Link to the full show where we talk all things: Astros/Horns/Aggies/Sports/Pop Culture/Politics...what's going on with us medically....in the bio... New #OffDay with #BallparkNation YT: youtu.be/X1-mD24aiVY APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 @andyzipp
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New #OffDay with #BallparkNation The Astros are bad Not a great weekend in College Station. Get off Arch's back Texas Politics Trump TV YT: youtu.be/z_auCSro9Ao APL: buff.ly/30kKQ14 POD: buff.ly/4dEsic2 @andyzipp
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Houston Astros
@astrosSep 22
Astros Postseason tickets for the AL Wild Card and AL Division Series are on sale now! Get yours at astros.com/postseason
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Angry Staffer
@Angry_StafferSep 17
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quadcarl
@QuadcarlSep 17
I’m crying
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Can we update this for 2026 since that's the year we're actually living in?
The White House
@WhiteHouseSep 16
Americans' incomes are UP. Poverty is DOWN. Thank you, President Trump!
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That, in fact, is not "what democracy is about".
Acyn
@AcynSep 15
Q: I'm curious what you make, whether you agree with the president and what he said about his three Supreme Court nominees that: they are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court. They are merely a shell of their original selves Blanche: He is very frustrated. He has every right, and indeed, he should communicate his concerns with the Supreme Court whenever he has them. This isn't the first time that he's done it, and it won't be the last. He's also publicly very appreciative of the Supreme Court when when there's decisions that he very much agrees with—that's what a democracy is about
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