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not everyone has main character energy but i do (ran after the bus while it was pulling away from the station, tripped on my suitcase and fell on my hands and knees while 30 people watched from another bus stop)
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Idea for monetizing the blank space in books of poetry
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Big foot is real & he tried to eat my ass
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Maybe stop playing FAST CAR in VONS where people are BARELY HANGING ON
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Join us for an Artist Talk with @animatedtext aka Cat Frazier this Thursday (8/15) at GIPHY HQ in NYC! RSVP here: bit.ly/2KCjwQk Artist bio⬇️(1/3)✨
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