cardinal rule of life : never hookup where you vlookup

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main toh single hu phir bhi mera weight badh raha hai 🥀

happy that my post got featured but wdym i got featured in a post praising modiji🫪 goes against my brand

I'm doing charity at this point. god me when creators.unfair.so/worth/anj…

sometimes I feel like i'm living in ickistan, everything is an ick these days, how am i supposed to move without causing the ick

NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF HALA BAJI, NOT ON MY WATCH.

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when I'm in a zehar spitting competition and my opponent is KRK

mere boyfriend ke saath koi gulu gulu karenga toh dhoptuingi hi na.

honestly who am i to troll her, i was one step away from writing an 8 page statement to prove to my friends that he’s not like other guys,we’ve all been there ; let’s be nice to each other

bhailog and behenlog , respect those who respect you, respect shouldn’t be rewarded by proxy due to age, in fact especially for outsiders, respect should be earned we live in a scary world apne ghar mein do whatever you guys want to do, respect, follow the rules , don’t follow the rules , cheers

jab molest ho rahe ho toh dharm pratishtha or anushasan dekhu ab ?

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hope is dope