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Dereck Parsons

@ankletap
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Joined May 2009
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Warren Luff@WazzaLuff19 Dec 2012
If this was a driving test they get 10/10 for parking @MOTOR_MAG
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Steph Taylor@heregoessteph27 Aug 2012
"They say you are what you eat but that's funny because I don't remember eating a FUCKING LEGEND!"
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Dease@dease2112 Aug 2012
Well done Gary Barlow, thinking of you and really impressed with your spirit at this terrible traumatic time.
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Mandy Bates@RedBates30 Jul 2012
"@_OllyRiley: Best fucking news yet. nitter.gq/_OllyRiley/status/2300…" I sent them the link to video :/
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A toy suitable for all ages...
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan23 Jul 2012
Isn't it kinda fucked that if your dog bites someone you can go to jail, but if your kid shoots 60 people you're not at all responsible?
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Enzo Maccarinelli becomes the next fighter to test positive for drugs.. What action needs to be taken? #BO_Debates
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Had a call 2day : Channel 4 is making a prog bout the science of MDMA. Are you interested in taking part? Call: 020 7449 3223 #genuinetweet
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Dease@dease2116 Jun 2012
So Poland are out of Euro 2012, this now means that all hand car washes in the UK will now be open again on Monday!
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LA Kings
@LAKings13 Jun 2012
"Blowing chocolate milk bubbles in the Cup while in your Spiderman pajamas" can be checked off the Bucket List: ht.ly/byL9S
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UFC
@ufc11 Jun 2012
Muhammad Ali's ex-wife compares @MightyMouseUFC to The Greatest and says UFC is the best thing to happen to fighting youtu.be/TeBwSeqUE-4
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My man! RT @kassimosgood81: I don't know why anyone wastes time or money on boxing anymore. UFC is taking over!
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Talks to stage NHL ice hockey matches at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium. @nhl #UK #Sports #in walesonline.co.uk/news/need-…
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Dease@dease217 Jun 2012
Buskers outside the chip shop. Me "Do you do requests?" Them "yeah mate!" Me "Here's a quid, now shut up until I'm gone!" #outoftune
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"@11SamSmith: If a tennis court was 1 foot longer each way Andy Murray would be world number 1" ha ha brilliant
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R3953L🇮🇱@R3953L2 Jun 2012
A soldier from the 1st Battalion, Royal Welsh has been killed in Helmand Please spare a thought for our brave service men & women #RIP.
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Prosecutor said McMorrow's claims of being a community role model show "hypocricy" "ring hollow" and are "arrogant."
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McMorrow pled guilty to conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute huge quantities of marijuana. He smuggled drugs in from Canada.
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McMorrow was tearful in court. He was taken away in handcuffs. He will also be deported upon completion of the sentence.
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Welcome @EIHLRUMOURS #EIHLPROBLEMS #justsaying
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